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Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

171 replies

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:28

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above Shock

Is it me they're talking about?

OP posts:
Teaandcakeplease · 20/08/2011 09:28

Lol at Minnie's. Do it do it!

Ooo MumDiddy I love it. I assume he only changes it for a short amount of time, as it's now back to BigD. I'm making an assumption here but that is the only named wifi and it disappears whenever the C* one appears... Smile Tempting as it is to reciprocate I'm worried the wifi renaming will only get worse if I lower myself to his level But this thread has made me laugh no end since I began it.

OP posts:
ScaredOfCows · 20/08/2011 09:33

Londonmackem - Derby supporters??

GeetTallBird · 20/08/2011 19:52

londonmackem oops for today's footy!

KenDoddsDadsDog · 20/08/2011 21:37

Mine is now FTM Londonmackem

Meglet · 20/08/2011 21:48

I must do mine too!

TastyMuffins · 20/08/2011 22:14

I want to do this now, but can't figure it out. Took so bloody long to set up in the first place, I think I got bored of the silly names I tried to create. How do you say "I can hear you in the garden" in Russian? Or Filipino? I could change it to whoever is making the most noise.

HauntedLittleLunatic · 20/08/2011 22:26

How evil would it be for me to rename mine

'bitch from #11 is still shagging arsehole that got kicked out of #10' ?

Referring to my xp and ow???

HauntedLittleLunatic · 20/08/2011 22:44

Or something a bit catchier, and less libelous...

'yes I did kick him out cos he was having an affair with the woman over the road'

Truffleshuffler · 21/08/2011 19:18

I want to change mine to, "your shitty car does not need an alarm"

fuzzpig · 04/01/2012 17:15

Just wanted to bump this awesome thread :o

It was linked when I mentioned that today I saw a wifi network called BeefCurtains Hmm

OP I'd love an update on your wifi war!

theenchantedhood · 08/01/2012 22:14

Just read a few out to DP and creased giggling like a child at 'penispenispenislol' Grin

Inspiring thread. Our neighbour is VAMPIRESLAYER Hmm

savemefromrickets · 10/01/2012 22:14

DP suggests 'al-Qaeda Sleeper Cell.'

Or, in my case (after forgetting to advise the neighbour that I was rodding a blocked drain on Saturday)... 'myneighbourdropshumongousturds'

savemefromrickets · 10/01/2012 22:22

I live near a cattery. My internet connection list now reads:
Available:
Lotsofpussyat72

Thanks, DP!

TalkinPeace2 · 24/01/2012 19:36

I think I'll rename mine
YesItHasaPassword

giraffesCantDonateBoneMarrow · 13/02/2012 01:14

my neighbour has "TrickyPoo" maybe I should have "Ireccomenddulcolax"

iceandsliceplease · 06/03/2012 20:57

I keep trying to tell DP about 'penispenispenislol' but I kept laughing too much, so ended up pointing vaguely at the monitor whilst laughing slightly too much.

tb · 03/04/2012 19:32

You can access the parameters for some routers by typing the address in the internet explorer/firefox etc 192.168.1.1 and then going to router and altering the name in the name field.

emmanana · 10/04/2012 11:14

I have two, they are PissOffyouFreeloader and MI5 sureveillance

OhcantthInkofaname · 28/03/2025 17:59

I'm in the US. A guy in my area, I presume its a guy anyway, has his named "FBI surveillance van". I bet its a deterrent to stealing internet.

ScaredOfCows · 28/03/2025 19:18

You might want to check the dates of this thread 😁

LaLaLaLavaChChChChicken · 07/06/2025 03:57

Visited a friend this evening, went to connect to her wifi and hers was named penispenispenispenislol 🤣 I did not know she was a MNer, and she doesn’t know I am, so we didn’t speak of this router. I remembered this thread and had to come back to the laugh!

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