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Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

171 replies

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:28

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above Shock

Is it me they're talking about?

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Acekicker · 19/08/2011 11:30
Grin

depends - have you been using their wifi?

You'd be surprised how many sysadmin passwords have their roots in uncomplimentary things about CTOs etc!

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:32

No I have my own BT Broadband wifi Smile

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 19/08/2011 11:33

No apostrophe?

Shock
BodyofChristLegsofTinaTurner · 19/08/2011 11:34

Ark. How good is that? One of my neighbour's is called MARGARET'S WIFII!!!!!! Annoys me everytime I use the Internet.

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:34

LOL

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BelleDameSansMerci · 19/08/2011 11:36

Reality Grin

BelleDameSansMerci · 19/08/2011 11:37

FFS! Chaos even... What's wrong with me today?

NevermindtheNargles · 19/08/2011 11:37

Change yours to 'my neighbour doesn't understand apostrophes.'

Empusa · 19/08/2011 11:38

Hahah, we almost called ours "shut up you noisy twats" at one point

Catslikehats · 19/08/2011 11:39

How wonderfully passive aggressive Grin

flaminglip · 19/08/2011 11:39

haha. the wifi of one of our neighbours' is "Binky Boodle and Danger Lovecheeks" - No one knows (or is admitting) who it is. Hilarious! Grin

Malificence · 19/08/2011 11:42

Ours has been renamed MI6 monitoring service Grin Should keep them on their toes.

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:43

"Binky Boodle and Danger Lovecheeks" - I love it.

'my neighbour doesn't understand apostrophes.' - They would definitely know I was a mumsnetter, if I did that. Although I'm not that great at punctuation myself sometimes Blush I was tempted to change mine to "my neighbour has a potty mouth" But I wouldn't know how.

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TheMonster · 19/08/2011 11:43

Ace! I want to do it!

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:44

Mmmm I'm not original am I? No where near as quick witted as many on this site Grin

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WorkingItOutAsIGo · 19/08/2011 11:44

Oh I love this! Off to see if it takes enough characters for 'would you please stop your builders hammering all day long'.

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OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 19/08/2011 11:49

I remember a friend telling me how a neighbour in his apartment block had unlocked wifi for a while, and named it 'Kate and Bob's wifi - all welcome'.

Then after a while he noticed they'd password-protected it and renamed it 'Kate and Bob's wifi - tragedy of the commons'.

Possibly only funny if you're a nerd, but I'm a nerd Grin

DanFmDorking · 19/08/2011 11:50

Try re-naming yours to 'Police surveillance van No 2?

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 19/08/2011 11:51

I'd love to change mine to 'Do You Have to Go Up and Down the Cunting Stairs Like an Enormous Herd of Elephants in Hobnail Fucking Boots'.

But I fear it's too long.

CandiceMariePratt · 19/08/2011 11:51

How do you change your wifi name? I want to do it too

TheSmallPrint · 19/08/2011 11:51

Some of these are brilliant but I think I am going to nick Malificence's one. Now, if only I can figure out how to change it from RWncjkpo0183979CFtef to MI6.......

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 11:52

OTheHuge, I like it!
DP is currently at work trying to think up a witty name for ours which will suitable annoy the twat next door neighbours.

OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 19/08/2011 11:53

I also heard of someone who changed the name of their wifi network to 'FLAT 12 - WE CAN HEAR YOU HAVING SEX'.

Grin