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Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

171 replies

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:28

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above Shock

Is it me they're talking about?

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Minus273 · 19/08/2011 11:53

My MIL's neighbour has named his 'sawanker'. I found out when trying to log onto MIL's router with my phone. I want to change MIL's router to 'wecanseeyou' or something to that effect but DH won't let me :(. Every time I see them though I especially polite and smiley through gritted teeth.

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 11:55

I would have to say something, Minus. Angry

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 11:58

Ooo oo I've found out how to change mine. What shall I change it to?

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belledechocchipcookie · 19/08/2011 11:58

I may change mine to 'Get some bloody headphones!' Do you think the neighbour will take the hint? Grin

FreePeaceSweet · 19/08/2011 11:58

My neighbours is called YoMommaHasHerOwnPostcode. Makes me chuckle. :o

thisisyesterday · 19/08/2011 11:59

minus are you sure they mean your DH? is his name very unusual?

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 11:59

Teanadcake, how do you change it? I've had a play but I can't figure it out.

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:01

With btbroadband you type in bthomehub.home into your web browser and enter the password on the back of the black hub next.

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TheMonster · 19/08/2011 12:03

oh dammit. We're Sky. I shall have to wait until DP comes home and he won't let me put anything REALLY offensive.

MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 12:04

Ha.

Can I change mine to "whyismyleafblowertooloudbutyoursonisallowedtopartyallnight?"

And can someone translate that into French for me please?

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:04

LOL Eeyore.

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TimeForCake · 19/08/2011 12:08

I was walking down the road the other day, whilst on my phone and the one that popped up there was 'pretty fly for a wifi'! Made me Grin!
Though I'd be a bit wibble at yours too Op!

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:10

I found out by getting my old box out and reading the manual. I think I have too much time on my hands in the school holidays? Blush

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ExitPursuedByATroll · 19/08/2011 12:11

Sorry - confused - do you mean you get an option as to which wifi to connect to? How many can you see?

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:12

I can see 3 others. I live in a 2 bed flat.

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TheMonster · 19/08/2011 12:16

I live in a detached house but at least 6 come up when I connect.

MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:18

Oh I love this thread!

How about "So is mine"?

Hmmm... Let me have a think.

MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:20

Or, car bumper stylee, "my other neighbour is a charming wit" or sumfink like that.

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 12:22

LOL I like them both.

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heroinahalfshell · 19/08/2011 12:23

How about "Funnytheysaidthesamethingaboutyou"

MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:23

I'm going to change mine to "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

Grin
MadamDeathstare · 19/08/2011 12:24

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MotherMucca · 19/08/2011 12:25

Oh, heroin, you are good

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 12:25

how about 'we can hear everything you say' ?

Malcontentinthemiddle · 19/08/2011 12:27

one of our neighbours has penispenispenispenislol.