Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"

[Teaandcakeplease]

I go to access my wifi on my mobile phone and see the above

Is it me they're talking about?

Ha haa heroin. I think I'm too chicken to do it.

penispenis? LOL this thread is making me laugh a lot now.

One of our neighbours has "Set phazers tae malky".

Someone up my road has "Get your own WiFi".

MmeDeathstare
What? Hovercraft? How do I do that. Not sure I would though, cause she would call the police.

Penispenispenispenislol made me actually lol. No penises (penii?) anywhere though. Not a sausage.

Fab thread!

Fab thread!

What about ?we know where you live!?

I'd be tempted to put ?myneighbourshousestinks? it really does but I don't think he has wifi so it would be a waste.

Pourquoimonsouffleurdefeuillestropfortmaisvotrefilsestautoriséàfairelafêtetoutelanuit for you Mmelindor. Although as that is a smidge too long I'd just change it to "HowsMyBlowingDial0845WhoGivesARatsNadger"

DP called ours Skynet and then called the different computers in or house by Terminator names. I am Sarah Connor online

Want to change it now to something more witty!

You guys are too funny.

I would change mine but too many things connect to it and it would probably take ages to get it to work again!

I live in a block of flats and can see 14 other wifi networks but not one has a clever name! Including mine!

OMDB
Sarah Connor is a German pop singer, that would make me laugh

Ooh we just got a new router yesterday and renamed it from virginmedia46734 or whatever to 'Gerald', but these are better.

This thread has made me laugh.

It had never occurred to me that a snarky message might be needed on your wifi until I was at PILs and 'fuck off' came up. Very succinct. It's a bit surprising though as where they live is ever so naice, uber-posh Berkshire.

This is a fab idea.

I'm going to rename mine 'You do know that 'summerhouse' you've built is just two sheds cobbled together and it's a sodding eyesore and no you do not sound like Robbie Williams especially when you've necked 10 pints, it's friggin 4 o'clock in the morning and you are killing 'Angels' on the karaoke in aforementioned 'summerhouse'.

Hmm - is there a limit on characters? May have to shorten

One of our neighbours has called there's The Whorehouse

PSML at 'set phazers tae malky'!
DH is still sniggering at the OP, at least an hour after I first showed him

Ours used to be The Rat Cave in a nod to The Bat Cave (Batman and the 80's goth club)

Fantastic thread!

How do you change the name on Virginmedia, Woodlands?

I quite fancy "Howmanycarscanonehousholdpossiblyneedcloggingupalltheparkingnearmyhouse"but it's a bit long.......

Not actually sure Caoimhe - my DH did it... I will ask him.

Wonderful, wonderful thread! Am PMSL!!
No one does stuff like that here - the trend obviously hasn't crossed the Atlantic. I'm going to show DH this thread tonight - we definitely NEED a better wifi name than our surname!!!!!!

Keep all the great ideas flowing!

I only get sone boring bt ones.
I want to change mine too.

It would have to be mydogdoesshitsbiggerthanyou.

This is hilarious! I'm going to change ours to "doyoujustwalkaroundthehouseslammingdoorsforthefunofityoucunts"