dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

It's not too early for wasps. I've had 2 dead ones in my house so far, AND I've had to destroy two nests in the garden. I think there is a wasp eped eperd epedemic problem this year because of too much wasted red wine.

Wasted red wine ?

Who is wasting wine ?

Apart from ulcer boy who fancies Sharon of course .

Oh, and another Very Important Question that nobody has answered.
Can wasps sting when they're dead.
Over to you, ghostofawasp.

Who wouldn't fancy Sharon?

She's a Goal Shooter ffs

if you pick one up and thrust its bottom into your finger I would imagine that the sting may still work. Therefore I suggest you stay away from its rear end while attempting any kind of WPR (wasp resuscitation)

Ulcer boy has got some good taste in women there I see .

OMG - Just found out this shocking piece of news...it was an attempted murder surely?

Can wasps sting you if they are dead?

Yes ? the venom sac at the end of a wasp sting keeps pulsing for a short period after a wasp dies, so if you come in contact with the sting you may still be injected with venom.

Just one more thing for the OP to worry about...

Team Sharon.

My Dad threw a fry up at the ceiling once. Just saying.

My Sil once threw red wine at my wall.
There was no wasp involved though.
Well I don't think there was, I wasn't actually here at the time.
Her name is not Sharon although it does begin with the same letter.

My mum threw a cowboy boot at my dads head once , and nearly an armchair but wasn't quite sober strong enough to lift it .

They are now happily divorced .

Come away with me, Shazzer. You know you want to.

Bzz zzz zzz bzz ZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

hic...

Is anyone else worried by the OP's disappearance?

Blu - add it to the whiteboard:

OP went to put dinner on at 17.01 and has not returned.

I throw my wellies at the dog when he's being naughty. Never hit him though, I always aim to the left.
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Bloody hell, this thread is like reading squirel nutkin. with no capital letters.

Yeah Ghost, I thought that, nice to have it confirmed.

I threw a wall paper boarder at the floor once. It bounced up and went into the door, making a hole in the door. (Twigden new build). No body believed me, everyone thought I kicked the door.

Why would I lie?

my dog would fetch the welliies.
Also my new wellies have a really irratatingly good grip and therefore hold alot of mud in the ridges, this dried mud would fly out on boot launching resulting in a trail of hard mud bits which would make me crosser with the dog and the welly design. So I wouldn't do this.

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TCL - she has an alibi though - she "went to out the dinner on".

The question is, can she prove that?

Sorry, I need to leave the Incident Room to "put the dinner on" too - can someone take over the whiteboard?

She's bound to be back soon. Then we can decide whether she's being unreasonable or not.

The OP I mean!!