dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

Good point Mr Maisaurus , no wasps around these parts either . Maybe it was a robo spy wasp put there to keep an eye on Sharon ?

Netto Decaying Hebe and Beached Herring are Farrow and Ball paint colours, I think.

If not, they should be.

I have a beige carpet. What a mistake to make.
I know lots of Sharons. I live in Essex. Coincidence?

If it was white wine it was no great loss...

Beige I can understand (ish) but white for goodness sake ? Just why would you do that ?

Do you know any Sharons who have been flirting with a man with an ulcer GandT ? With a good wrist action ?

Sorry, that was an auto-post by my fingers with no brain interaction. Carry on!

Who has the whiteboard??
The wine was difinitely red.

MrM has returned to suggest that the wasp has been laying there, dead, since last summer.

He thinks that Sharon might have higher standards, what with her feature wall and everything.

Argh, in this strange world I have lost the ability to spell and keep up

Someone who gives house room to a mucky discloth could easily have left a dead wasp on the carpet since last Autumn.

There were a few random wasps around our house a few weeks ago.

Wasp - could you fly towards Sharon, please? Lead us to her?

In the OP's defense, she clearly stated that the carpet 'was' white. Its actual, current colour has yet to be established.

I should imagine pale pink with hint of wasp carcass

If I see that on the F&B list I will be havin' wurds

I don't know if any Sharons who I know have been flirting with man with ulcer.
But I will question them intently!

Thank you very much GandT , I think we need all the help we can get on this one .

sorry girls was just out buying some lambrini, dorritos and 20 dunhill extra long

hes only got an ulcer cos her cooking is shite. i give him proper food like egg and chip

Just the one chip sharon?

btw

yes

We had a wasp the other day, I remember because my dog tried to catch it.
Or maybe it was a bee.

Perhaps it was a hornet.

Well this thread is a hornets nest.

I think we need a photo of the insect and of course the wine stain .

Would love a pic of Sharon .

Don't touch the wasp, it might simply be drunk after licking the wall......

lolol at you lot.

Poor old shazzer.