dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

I've read to the end of page 10 & now have to go to toddler group.
I'd mark my place but I don't know how.
So I'll use this stain instead.

do we know who Sharon is yet?

I think it sounds like the rugby boys are back................

Dagnamit - I so wanted this to be real..................

[sobs]

It wasn't my fault I had to get involved, I'd only gone to see Adam to see if he could get me any Rainbow videos and I saw mario's dh and Sharon making the Bungle-with-two-backs across the cauliflowers and satsumas. Adam was very confused - the cauliflowers should have been stacked by the spring onions. I'd only meant to tell mario about Tesco's shoddy produce organisation but the rest slipped out.

If it is the rugby boys can they come and see me stay please cos they are bloody funny.

Although GetOrf and chaos would be a good shout...or cupcakes.....

What rugby boys?

Rugby boys? Did they kill the wasp?

No they streaked across the thread.

There's a bracket etiquette?? Can someone enlighten me (as I'm a bugger for excessive bracketing)

Other than that, I hope the wasp had a decent send off. RIP.

Ive just read the whole thread in one go and now feel the need for red wine , however mind will not be thrown anywhere apart from down my neck

Euphemia, your last message made me snort!!

oops, meant mine not mind and i haven't even had any yet

hello everybody thanks for talking to me last night you was all so tired because of the kids and your dhs but you talked tyo me and it helped me so i have an update now.

dh said hes sorry about sharon and i said thats ok and he said he will paint the wall but bagda bought lots of bananas and said dh is still lying about sharon but i like adams tatoos but if dh is going to move to australia with sharon then me and adam can buy a puppy and i can say good bye to him when he goes to work and ill collect the milk on the doorstep but the dog wont poo on the grass because he will be trained and i can teach him tricks and he can bring adams paper and slippers.

Is it a tattoo of a dead wasp?

Was Adam confused by Bagda's bananas?

Oooh, a puppy! Will you name him Bungle?

But did he move the dead wasp OP?

bagda fancies adam so she wanted his bananas but the wire is broken and ill have to buy a new one

I think you need to add more water dear!!

The OP's style is kind of reminding me of the Maggie Bloom stream of consciousness bit at the end of Ulysses. Very impressive. Took James Joyce years to perfect that style.

Was Sharon the nurse who has been shagging looking after him in hospital?

S'ok mario, we've all been there....this too shall pass.

I am wondering if Mario is just having you all at it (haven't read all the thread) is it called a troll, or worse I wonder if she could be mentally ill, seriously, because her posts sound like someone out of touch with reality. However FWIW I think she's just having a bit of fun and has got a god response. Sharon got everyone going.......

For the record I don't fancy Adam but I do like bananas, but they don't last very long which is why I have to keep going into Tesco and seeing him.

Don't last very long? Tell me you mean that you eat a lot of them? [wide-eyed]

Ohh Madame, OP veg, wasp animal, Adam mineral