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dh threw wine at the wall

554 replies

mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
Bagda · 13/05/2011 08:59

I do eat quite a few bananas, but find Tesco ones go brown after 3 or 4 days, so I can't buy too many at a time, which is why I have to keep going in and getting more from Adam, but sometimes I see Sharon there too which is strange because whenever I go to her house she never has anything to eat. And I'm short but am definitely not a hobbit.

Triggles · 13/05/2011 17:15

Perhaps you should drop Adam and go to Sainsburys. Their bananas last much longer! Grin

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/05/2011 21:59

Oh...my...Jeffing...God!... Confused

PrincessFiorimonde · 14/05/2011 08:13

This thread made me laugh out loud over the first few pages, but now I'm worried that OP might be rather distressed.

Mario91 - are you and your DS ok?

FuppyGish · 14/05/2011 11:42

got to be a (funny) troll because she can spell 'fiasco' and 'naive' but not know the difference between there/their/they're so someone putting it on. Very funny though.

MinnieBar · 10/08/2011 21:22

Do be careful with the bananas as you can get potassium poisoning if you eat too many.

Empusa · 10/08/2011 21:25

Damn you all, I read page one and it's all about Sharon, then I think I can skip to the end and now you are talking about bananas! I'm actually going to have to read all 19 pages aren't I?

Pan · 10/08/2011 21:33

Nooo! I cant do that! Who is Sharon? Do I know her?

TheGhostNotMe · 10/08/2011 21:46

Fuck it!Just read all bloody 19 pages and then realised this is a ressurected thread - THAT HAS NO CONCLUSION!!

Who is Adam? Is his Veg hard and fresh?
Did Sharon bung Bungle one?
Who the fuck is Bagda?

And is the wasp still there?/!?!?! And could it still sting?!?!?

Pan · 10/08/2011 21:51

Saggy - cheers mate.

Pan · 10/08/2011 21:52

sorry saggy - it's minniebar. You could have said..

ClaireDeLoon · 10/08/2011 21:59

It's ok Sharon moved to oz.

Thumbwitch · 11/08/2011 00:41

OMG, this has had me in tears since the middle of page 9 or 10 (can't even remember) when the OP attempted to "clarify" her first post and made it all so much worse!!

It's very Vicky Pollard, innit! Grin

WHY isn't this in classics? I know it's a few months old but seriously, it's BRILLIANT!!

OK, my summation:
Sharon is a man who dresses as a woman and plays Erasure
OP's DH is a bender who doesn't like being referred to as either Bungle or his Dad and who threw the red wine at the wall but didn't pick up the dead wasp.
Adam is a friend who thinks adults still watch Rainbow and who works on F&V in Tesco
Bagda is a friend (female possibly) who likes Adam and sought to tempt him with bananas, forgetting that he has loads of those to stare at daily (although if he moved to Australia he wouldn't have, we're a bit short on them at the moment)
The cornettos, pizza, truffles and any other food stuffs are complete random intrusions.

I haven't laughed so hard at anything in ages! GrinGrin

Getdressed · 11/08/2011 09:29

What have Wendy and Malcolm from next door said about this Mario? Didn't your DH keep going over there for a while to listen to Celine Dion and watching Titanic? Maybe Malcolm could get the wasp out for you? :o

Even Jezza would struggle with this situation :o

CLASSIC.

ElectricSoftParade · 12/08/2011 20:04

Nothing to add apart from Grin Grin Grin Wine Wine Wine

doggiemumma · 19/06/2012 21:50

Oh, thankyou so much mario, nothing more to add, but thankyou!!!! Confused

WinstonWolf · 19/06/2012 21:51

How did this never make it into Classics?!! Confused

redwineformethanks · 19/06/2012 21:53

OLD THREAD ALERT!

ditavonteesed · 20/06/2012 10:05

Oh my lord, my neighbours all think I am a nutter now as I am howling with laughter, shame it was never got to the bottom off.

anklebitersmum · 20/06/2012 11:31

Just been to Tescos. They have a dustpan on offer (for the wasp) but I couldn't find those cornettos :(

LentillyFart · 20/06/2012 11:34

Sharon's got them. The cornetto hoarding cowbag.

ohchristFENTON · 20/06/2012 11:35

This old thread has been bumped because of a new similarly baffling one here

Gettheetoanunnery · 20/06/2012 11:37

Didn't mario91 come back a while ago with another thread?

This still makes me weep.
I heart Sharon the whore

NotGeoffVader · 20/06/2012 12:48

Have just spent the last 10 minutes CRYING with laughter at this.

Come back, mario91 we need to know

What happened to Sharon? Does she still listen to Erasure?
Did DH go off with Sharon? If so, did they go to Australia? And more importantly, did he paint the wall?
What about Adam? Are he and Bagda together now?

What happened to the dirty dishcloth?
What happened to the wasp?

Are you eating cornettos and truffles together? I'd say don't because they'll make you feel queasy, and with a white carpet that's not good.

AndNowItsSeven · 28/11/2016 05:02

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