dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

Umm, triddles, I think you're slightly confused, it's PLAYHOUSE Disney and nick JR... Youre combining the two and I really think this thread doesn't need the hassle of trying to figure that out

Has bagda got anything to do with the sweaty badgers from last nights chocolate thread?
It sounds like it would be a good name for a badger

Oh, and something to add to the whiteboard, my iPad just autocorrected triddles into truffles!
what is triddles' role in all this? Not as innocent as you'd like to make out, ain't that the real truth 'triddles' if that even is your name

Not true, MrsRhettButler! Where have you been?!?! Playhouse Disney has just changed their name to Disney Jr!! It's been a "very big deal" lately! (believe me, our 4yo corrected me yesterday on this!)

Bagda would've known this.

This reminds me of the mango thread! I wonder if it's still kicking around somewhere?

I think Triddles is the confused cat
His name was Tiddles but he thinks he is a rodent

oh.. and it's "Triggles".. not triddles... what IS a triddles anyway? some secret code in your phone? is it a word??

although truffles sound nice....

someone was kicking a mango? probably adam of the fruit and veg fame at tesco...

I am now singing the Rainbow theme tune, but the school playground version; 'Up above the streets and houses, Bungle's flying high, Opens up his hairy arse and shits in Geoffrey's eye.'

Does this help in any way OP?

No fucking way! They really changed it?

The plot thickens......

(sorry about the mix up with the name, atbthis point everyones a suspect I hopeyou understand)

I think you should frame the wine-stain, OP. Make a feature of it, like Banksy or summat.

Never heard of the name Bagda. Do you mean Magda? I don't think she'd appreciate you calling her Bagda, she's very uptight like that.

That was a space not a 'b' btw fucking iPad grrrrr

That's quite alright, Mrs... I understand... "tomorrow is another day..." and all that.

I want to know why she is more of a Bungle than he is... what qualities make a better Bungle?

superior fruit and veg

Someone needs to get the whiteboard out again... I'm lost

OP are you Brittany from Glee? You sound like her.

I've read the latter half of this thread to a soundtrack of Erasure. I'm none the wiser.

I've been away, written an essay, and come back to this. Everyone is asleep in the house and I have had to bite my fist to keep from laughing out loud.

OP, I think you need to sit down and have a proper chat with your DH about his going round to see Erasure-loving Sharon up the street. Make him understand that this upsets you and suggest that if Sharon needs a friend she could come to yours and talk to both of you.

Don't worry about the wall until the week-end and then you and DH can re-paint it together (perhaps while listening to some 80s electro-pop).

Adam needs to grow up and stop wasting his money on Rainbow videos for his mates (have you got any children? They'll hate it just as much as us oldies did 30-odd years ago.)

Why couldn't you get rid of the dead wasp? You could have sucked it up the hoover or something. Was it really big? It could have been a hornet.

Who is Bagda? Male or female? And why is he/she stirring things up between you and your DH?

Never Happened! Mario is a filthy liar and she threw the wine!

Your dh ruined the wall and therefore he is the one responsible to repaint it.

That is not decorating. It is repairing something that he wreaked.
It will only take him 5 minutes. He only has to do that section, it should look ok once dry.
If it does not, then I guess he has to paint the entire wall.
A dead wasp cannot sting you.
The end.

iscream, you haven't even scratched the surface!
Something must be done about Sharon.

And I am fighting the urge to visit our local branches of Tesco to enquire casually about 'Adam on the fruit and veg'. He has a thing for Rainbow you know. And he is out there s omewhere. The key to all of this.

Has anyone owned up to this yet?

Dh and Sharon both like Erasure - they should move in together.
Op and Adam both like Rainbow. They are both confused. They should move in together.
Adam can bring the wasp free fruit and veg.
Bagda should be made to paint the wall as punishment for interferring in Dh's and Sharon' affair.

Sorted.

Did I miss anyone?

GeordieMinx, I don't think we should read anything into this but IIRC both GetOrf and Chaos appeared briefly mid - thread for a chortle and then disappeared again. Perhaps to Sharon's ?

(Attempts to adopt suspicious narrow eyes)

(Is aware of bracket etiquette but not in possession of full range of bracket options )

Sunfffleturtle

I don't think there are enough whiteboards in the world for this one. We need Poirot, Miss Marple, Starsky and Hutch and Year 2 teacher to translate.

Has anyone done a post mortem on the wasp?