dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

Well we've certainly moved on from wasps and wine.

I would talk to Sharon.

Is this one of those bots? Computers trying to have a human conversation?

Gppd pld Bagda.

Tho Shaz is way hotter.

I still have my money on Gabby .

Good luck mario , I am now going to retire and probably dream of bloody Jeffrey and the gang now .

Gabby would have kicked off at our sustained display of ignorance by now. uSinG errAtic caPSs.

My imaginary friend was Geoffrey from Rainbow.

Would a Mr Ben video diffuse the situation? I'd ask Bagda, she'll know.

"Right. Adam works at Tesco.
Thanks OP, every little helps."

I am fucking roaring at that. Thank you it's made my night.

Now I wonder if we all just snort a few lines of coke maybe the OP's posts would make sense then?

I don't know who Gabby is, but sadly enough I am starting to follow all of this...

Hmm.

I suspect bagda has been spurned by Erasure-playing Sharon and is jealous of Dh's tete-a-tetes with his light o' love. He will say anything to upset the applecart, as it were. This is why Adam is confused, because he thought his applecart was secure.

The dh has only gone to see Sharon for one of two reasons- 1) to determine what colour a classy wall should be painted or 2) to discuss herrings and/or fish in general.

Rod Jane and Freddy have added a member to their group and are currently performing on some children's channel. Bungle and Zippy have admitted their long-term love affair and have eloped to Mexico.

Hi OP reading through the threads I have never encountered so much drama if I were you I would pack dh bags and tell him to go and live with darling Sharon, then you can get on with decorating the house with out any interuptions. You deserve better.

Just posting to mark place so I can read this all at leisure tomorrow

Seriously, this is exactly like having a conversation with my brother or sister.

My mum threw a party once
wasn't at a wall or anything

and OP you haven't mentioned - did the wine go on the carpet at all? Or just on the wall? We need to know

Just the wall apparently - mighty fine shot to miss the carpet completely, does this point to absorbent paint as no wine seems to have dribbled?

cant be arsed to read it all....

would anyone like to sumarise where we are?

and how the hell it didnt go on the carpet?

I can sum the whole thread up in one picture

I'm still baffled at Bungle and Zippy. For some reason I was thinking Jungle Junction, but apparently not. So much for Disney Jr. Although perhaps we could call for some help from Toodles?

hecate!

i did think that but looked at the time of the op and thought maybe not!

do bungle and zippy also fancy sharon?

but no mention was made what role, if any, the skirting boards played in saving the carpet.

or maybe a brightly patterned rug

OP DID IT GO ON THE RUG