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dh threw wine at the wall

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mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
CheerfulYank · 11/05/2011 21:06

If you have white carpet in your kitchen you're just begging for trouble, Sharon-related or otherwise.

Hassled · 11/05/2011 21:07

Geoffrey was a bit sinister, wasn't he? He moonlighted as a mafioso, I reckon.

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:07

Stop confusing the OP.
The focus is on Sharon, Adam, Bungle, Zippy and 'the video'

Stay away from the goid damn carpet talk! I don't care about the carpet.

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:08

or god damn carpet, even

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:09

Geoffrey moonlighted?

TragicallyHip · 11/05/2011 21:10

Brilliant!

I feel bad for Sharon..

Georgimama · 11/05/2011 21:12

I am 28 weeks pregnant and have a chest infection. This thread has brought on a laughter induced coughing fit which has led to a tiny bit of wee coming out. It was worth it though.

I literally have no idea what the OP is going on about at all.

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 21:13

You are right about something , that Bungle was a bossy bugger and if you think your DH is like him then you have problems .

Is he naked and furry but wears pyamas at bedtime ?

nenevomito · 11/05/2011 21:13

I think I have got it.

The wasp was attracted by the smell of fruit brought by adam fruit and veg. Sharon Fruit was a bit exotic, but adam didn't mind.

The wine is just a red herring.

bullet234 · 11/05/2011 21:14

It is all so clear.
What Mario91's husband meant to say was that he fancied some sharon fruit.
We know that there was fruit in the house, due to the statement that Adam was confused by it.
However, the wasp was, in fact, a mind control wasp. One of those species that can bend another creature's will to its own.
And having been wafted at by Mario91 at some unspecified time in the past, it sought its revenge by preventing her dh from completely uttering his desire. Instead his curtailed words led to confusion and anger.
Realising what was going on, having observed the malevolent gleam in the wasp's eyes, Mario's dh summoned up all his strength and flung his glass at the wall where the wasp was, thereby slaying it and freeing himself from its mental bonds.
Leaving only a maroon stain and a stiff, fuzzy corpse.

Original poster
mario91 · 11/05/2011 21:14

this is all so confusing, im not good with words but the argument after the rainbow fiasco was about dh always been at sharons house because he is but now its about the wine on the wall and the carpet is more of a biscuit colour i suppose not white and be careful of the cornettos because they are quite sickly.

OP posts:
travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 21:16

But who is Sharon ?

Please tell me .

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:17

Naked and furry? Grin
Discuss.

SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 21:18

Why is everyone ignoring my gavel? Do I need a bigger one?

Sharon is Bungle.

TragicallyHip · 11/05/2011 21:19

We cannot possibly give you advice until you tell us who Sharon is!

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:20

We need to know who Sharon is. You can use an alias, if that helps.

Georgimama · 11/05/2011 21:21

rainbow?
cornettos?

Are you on drugs?

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 21:21

Sharon is bungle according to the gavel wielding Seymore .

hardcolin · 11/05/2011 21:21

I disagree, Sharon is not Bungle.

ladywhiteadder · 11/05/2011 21:22

When is Trevor Eve getting here?

SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 21:23

She is according to my flowchart.

Maybe I've gone wrong somewhere.

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 21:24

Exactly I thought her DH was Bungle .

I still need more info about bloody sodding buggering Sharon .

I am begging now .

Original poster
mario91 · 11/05/2011 21:26

sharon plays erasure down the street and dh always goes to see her

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TragicallyHip · 11/05/2011 21:27

I don't think Sharon is Bungle, Adam is which is why he was confused on Fruit and Veg

blueeyedmonster · 11/05/2011 21:27

I think sharon is an alien with three eyes who is really called bug.