dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

Is "plays Erasure" some sort of euphemism?

Ah, Erasure! That explains it.

So he always goes off to see another woman when you row ?

Do you know Sharon as well ?

Does Sharon come to your house ?

Or is she a barmaid and he is just at the pub drinking beer ?

I want a cornetto now , but not a truffle .

she lives down the street and i know her a bit but not a lot but i used to speak to her a bit but dh goes to her house all the time now and i dont anymore but i dont like him going there so often but he says im being bossy like bungle and like his mum

Ah yes that makes more sense

Dh fancies the Erasure playing Sharon

What's his favourite? Blue Savannah?

So Adam got confused about Rainbow, which is why he sat on the fruit and veg?

But I thought he was like Bungle and his dad ?

So is his mum Bungle or Jane ?

adam was confused that we argued over rainbow

So you are Bungle and Dh is Zippy?

Well I can safely and honestly say without a doubt that I'm not Sharon.

But that's about all I can be sure of with this thread

Ah, many men go for women who are like their mum apparently......

I'd be more worried about him being like bungle, is he really hairy too?

Ok, say you were Adam aka Bungle. I agree you would be confused, but would you need the fruit and veg (in order to be confused)?

Sharon plays Erasure. Down the street.

This is just like charades. Only not

I think you should make Sharon come to your house and re-paint the wall.

Give a leetle respeee-eeeect to-oo-ooooo meeeeeee

No TragicallyHip I believe OP said her DH said she was Zippy (or just like Zippy)

I thought DH and his Dad were Bungle and Adam was cofused. Or was Dh George? The op is Zippy and Bungle, who is like Dh's mum and Dad. Adam sat on some fruit. Sharon likes Erasure.

Who is Adam?

Ooh, I've got it!

It's a code! Obviously. We just need to work out the meanings of the key words: Sharon, truffles, wine, wasp, carpet, erasure, rainbow, adam.

'Help me, I am being held against my will by masked hostage takers in Basildon. Alert the Finnish Embassy!'

Ah I see now, Op is Zippy and Dh is Bungle. That's where I was getting confused

But where does Adam and the fruit come into it?

And what happened to the dead wasp, was it hovered up?

Adam brought the rainbow videos silly , come on keep up colin .

Ooh yes Maybe Adam is actually George..

But who is Rod and Freddy ?

Yes, but who is he?

Rod and Freddy? As in Stewart & Mercury?