dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

I think I'm beginning to get it, DH has been getting off on rainbow videos which star sharon, he regularly invites adam and reg over to watch the videos and play with his fruit and veg, whilst indulging in a bit of wasp fetish, OP has found out about it and has put her foot down killing said wasp, DH wasn't happy about his little plaything being murdered and threw the wine.

I would have licked the wine off the wall, what a waste!

R.I.P Deed wasp!

Oh wait, I only read 2 pages in! Didn't realise there was 12 pages. :)

Great thread
Reminds me of a song by Kate Nash

Sorry but...

wwwwwhat the actual fuck...?

adam sent dh rainbow videos and it reminded me of how bossy bungle was and I said dh was bungle so he said I was zippy because he wanted to zip my mouthtogether so I said he was george because he was a big pink girly boy and he got cross at me and went to sharons house. Adam was confused.

and this is what started the argument about sharon.

oh mario

that bungle was a bossy fucker, I agree.

Adam isnt the only one who is confused.

Wait. Did you accuse DH of being his Dad and Bungle, or are they one and the same? If it's the latter, everything falls into place.

no I said he was his dad because he was childish kicking off over being called bungle

I'm inclined to think a spot of quantum physics would be easier on the head. That or a potter through "Dialectical Materialism for Dummies".

Well you know that thread that's going about, the one about mumsnet royalty.

Well I hereby crown Mario91 queen of all mumsnet.

Everyone else just pales in comparison.

Absolute quality.

Mad as a box of frogs.

Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high....

Paint .the . whole . world . with . a . RAINBOW

Cornettos? Surely what a magnolia wall needs is a nice bit of Viennetta. Or would that feel too frivolous in the wake of the tragic passing of waspy?

I've reached page 12 with aching ribs. We still haven't established who Sharon is yet??
And now there is Adam; who is confused? Ffs aren't we all?

And now, rainbow videos. O.K.

Well I'm sipping away, I haven't laughed this much in years, DH thinks I've spiked my own drink.

Can anyone else hear the twilight zone theme?
no?
Just me then
Cheers

Has anyone mentioned Bumsex yet, or is that topic only for Fridays?

Now I am humming the friggin rainbow tune.
Thanks a stack, Maiasaurus!

No hardcolin pretty sure I'm hearing the twilight zone theme....

I want to know who the bloody hell Sharon is!!!!

I am actually crying with laughter. It was Adam and the fruit and veg and the cornettos and Rainbow videos - just too much.

Sharon is Bungle.

i HAVE to ask, and am not trawling through 12 pages (even though it is very funny!) is this someone having a joke with regular users OR a dumb troll and regular users having a laugh with dumb troll?? please someone tell me!

But who is Sharon?

And why do you have white carpet in your kitchen?