dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP, I think you need to sit down with DH, Sharon, Adam and Reg and try to work through some of these issues. Arranging a nice funeral for the wasp together may help give you some closure.

YABU - I never paint anything unless it's vinyl paint and can be wiped down... Pah! Bit of wine never hurt any of my walls!! Neither does crayon, coffee, squished bugs, or Ribena (all extensively tested).

Was Adam the wasp?

OP, if you tell us who the fuck Sharon is, I'll come and paint the sodding wall!

Ask Reg to bring more of those truffles next time too.

I dont understand who reg is

Do you think this is Gabby with a name change ?

It is a sad, yet all too familiar scenario.

How oft such tragic situations arise all unlooked for.

never mind Reg, OP who the heck is Sharon?!

mario91 are you posting via telegram question mark full stop

What a fucking terrible waste of wine. Unless it was Thunderbird or Lambrusco. Or Blue Nun.

I would be loathe to give the OP a solid level two as well but my SIL has a recent Masters in English and is only a little more advanced in terms of literacy.

are you called Vicki?

(pollard)

Oh it's Gabby.

orright Gabby, bit boring without the footie on eh?

It is the only logical conclusion I can come up with .

We can't have two this frigging weird confusing can we ?

Thanks Gabs, that was brilliant!

The wasp had to go, he knew too much.

LEAVE HIM!

Love from Sharon x

Leave who? DH? Adam? Reg? or the wasp?

:)

adam is who sent DH the rainbow videos

Is this anything to do with Eastenders?! I haven't seen it for years, but Sharon, fruit and veg and throwing wine in an argument have made me wonder. Is there an Adam in it nowadays???

Of course he is , I should have realised , sorry .

So do you have more wine yet ?

rainbow videos - when was this 1980????

Why was adam on fruit and veg? Does he like cucumbers and bananas that much?