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dh threw wine at the wall

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mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
ObiWan · 11/05/2011 19:32

Perhaps that's what happened to the wasp?

NorfolkNChance · 11/05/2011 19:35

My dad once shook a bottle of ketchup with a loosened cap. The red stain on our dining room wall never came out

fearnelinen · 11/05/2011 19:36

I got some poncey posh Cream Neopolitan ice cream just the other day. It was so posh that they called it Neopolitana. just saying like. Come back OP!

fearnelinen · 11/05/2011 19:37

My Mum once threw an ashtray at my Dad...think she may have just signed the life insurance papers...Confused

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 19:37

I hope she didn't stumble on yon wasp.

mario91 · 11/05/2011 19:39

hello everyone. I read my first post and realise it didnt make much sense so ill try and retell my story a little clearer so everyone can understand and help me with mumsnet advice. so dh and i were arguing about sharon and dh got cross because I said he was like his dad so he got cross and threw a glass of red wine at the floor full stop but it didnt go on the carpet, it just went on the wall. I only painted that last week so I was very cross and said to DH he must paint it because he made the mess so he wiped it with the mucky dishcoth and made it worse and then said he wasnt painting it because decorating was my job because I said that 3 months ago and adam was looking confused on fruit and veg and i was angry at dh because he still hadnt cleaned up the wasp like he said he would and that means I had to do that as well as repaint the wall so I came onto mumsnet to ask for advice and then went to make a cup of tea and then ate some truffles and then felt sick so did DS some pizza but I didnt have any.
So AIBU for making dh paint the wall? the cornettos were really nice though and they are on offer at tesco at the moment so you should buy them from there.

OP posts:
travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 19:43

Who is Adam ?

And please tell us the story about Sharon .

Maiasaurus · 11/05/2011 19:43

Who is Sharon?

And who the actual Jeff is Adam?

fearnelinen · 11/05/2011 19:44

Adam has no need to be confused...it's all gravy

BarbaraBar · 11/05/2011 19:44

I heart you mario91

SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 19:49
SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 19:49

hedge?

LynetteScavo · 11/05/2011 19:50

Hello everyone. I read my first post and realise it didnt make much sense so I'll try and retell my story a little clearer so everyone can understand and help me with mumsnet advice.

Dh and I were arguing about Sharon and DH got cross because I said he was like his dad. So he got cross and threw a glass of red wine at the floor. Full stop. (But it didnt go on the carpet, it just went on the wall.)

I only painted that last week, so I was very cross, and said to DH he must paint it because he made the mess, so he wiped it with the mucky dishcoth and made it worse, and then said he wasnt painting it because decorating was my job.He said that because I said that 3 months ago.

Adam was looking confused on fruit and veg.

I was angry at DH because he still hadn't cleaned up the wasp like he said he would, and that means I had to do that as well as repaint the wall. So I came onto mumsnet to ask for advice. Then went to make a cup of tea, and then ate some truffles, and then felt sick. So cooked DS some pizza, but I didnt have any.
So AIBU for making dh paint the wall? The Cornettos were really nice though, and they are on offer at tesco at the moment so you should buy them from there.

OP, are you in Year 2? If so, you really shouldn't have a DH and a DS. But you probably won't to get a 2b in you SATs. Smile

geordieminx · 11/05/2011 19:51

Fuck me sideways.

I feel like I have slipped into some sort of parallel universe.

Again. Who the fuck is Sharon. And also, while we are at it, who the cocking hell is Adam???

SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 19:52

sledge!

muminthecity · 11/05/2011 19:53

My mum squirted yoghurt up the living room wall by accident about 3 years ago. The yoghurt is still there, decorating the wall to this day.

OP, could you make the best of it, and turn it into a feature wall? A red wine pattern could look quite nice and modern on your magnolia wall.

What do Sharon and Adam think of the whole situation? Have they been able to offer any advice? Do you think it was the alcohol fumes or the paint fumes that killed the wasp?

ObiWan · 11/05/2011 19:53

Adam was looking confused on fruit and veg.

I am crying with laughter. It's all just so ramdom.

Hassled · 11/05/2011 19:53

wedge? ledge? They never put Adam on the window ledge, did they? Shock

ObiWan · 11/05/2011 19:53

Random evem! The tears have blinded me.

AuntyJ · 11/05/2011 19:54

I'm still confused....
By the way whats the offer on the cornettos?

ObiWan · 11/05/2011 19:54

Even FGS!!

AuntieMonica · 11/05/2011 19:54

thanks Lynette but am still in the dark as to wtf Adam on fruit and veg has got to with it.

And Cornettos Confused

but, for the record, a man who throws wine at a wall and fancies Sharon should be made to lick said wine off, dirty dish cloth mark or not.

muminthecity · 11/05/2011 19:54

Reg? Adam and Reg were at it, OP walked in on them and Adam looked confused as to why she was interrupting their sex session. Or something.

Maiasaurus · 11/05/2011 19:55

With the wasp, Hassled ??!!?

Bet you're glad you aren't going to the meet up now. You would have missed all this drama. Grin

Hassled · 11/05/2011 19:55

If I were Adam in this scenario I think I'd probably be looking confused, however much cabbage I'd eaten.