Just using it for sleeping and bringing people back, 
nice!
?Honest review MUST READ (2011 not 2010)?
Date of review: Jul 14, 2010
We read all the bad reviews and thought nothing of it, we just presumed people were moaning because they were expecting more than they paid for because after all it is a cheap hotel. We was wrong.
The moment we arrived you can see outside that the hotel is substandard, from the dirty walls and exterior to the prison shacks for balconies, at reception we were greeted by someone who can only be described as a cow(cant swear), honeslty one of the most ignorant people ive ever met in my life, snatching passports and thorwing keys at us, but so far we wasnt bothered cos all we was going to use the hotel for is sleep and bringing people back, so didnt care about what it looked like or the staff...
when we got to the rooms, to be fair theyre ok for what you pay for, except the fact each room is so hot you feel like youre in a mass orgy of sweat, the fans slow down if people have lights or use other appliances, one room didnt even have a fan or window so we named it the 'sweatbox' because you litterally woke up in a pool of sweat there.
we had guests over the counter, constant supply of ants, aso because the hotel is facing a type of forest youll wake up every morning covered in bites, in 10 days i was bitten 8 times and theyre BIG bites, and in england i dont get bit at all (and i used insect whipes before bed :( )
movng on, after our first night out we came back and the most happy security man youll ever see dragged us to the reception desk claiming we wasnt at the hotel and then insisted on searchin for our names, our names where there but he searched each one of us, this basically means unless you can sneak past the security guard, pulling someone in this hotel is a no no, unless you aim to do the cleaners,
later that night we was awoken to someone knockng on the door (3 of us came back at about 2 because we drank too much too fst so had to go home early) we shouted who is it , no reply and when we looked they were gone, later at about 4 am another knock when we answered this massive lad was stood there in shock asking if we'd seen anyone, basically half the hotel rooms had been kicked in and robbed, next door to us was robbed 800, he was robbed 500 and there were plenty more, everyone started acusing each other in the hotel and fights broke out on every floor, the big hard security guard was probably in the toilet, and when i rang reception to get the police he just said "ok bye byee" in the most sarcastic voice youve ever heard.
What doesnt make sense tho is the security guard vets everyone in the hotel but there are break ins every year so i doubt there is one theif that returns every year to do rooms in, also if youre going to go in a group of lads be prepared to pay 30 euro deposit each, because we went in a mixed group we didnt, but they will target you, and suspiciously it was the group of lads who had to pay 30 euros deposit that got broken into and because the door was broken they lost their deposits and had to ay 150 euos for a new door, just seems strange.
rest of the holiday there were no breakins just noise continues till 6 am and starts again at 9 am which is sort of to be expected if you leave the doors open but if you shut them youll die of sweating all water supply out of your body.
basically, stay away, just pay a little extra for the other fiesta hotels they are so much nicer, literally leaps and bounds nicer and theyre safers, this hotel every year has bad reviews then one or two good reviews but when youre on holiday do you want to worry that while youre out youre going to get broken into and the only way you can pull someone is in either their hotel or on the beach with people watching (might be into it duno)
STAY AWAY FOR MAGAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
oh and theyll charge you for anything, they give us two keys, claimed it was 3 when we was leaving and charges us 20 euros :/