39 weeks pg and dh hasnt booked our room!

[stillavirgin]

I am 39w pg and dh and I have to travel to his home town to fill in some paperwork. the idiot has neglected to book us a hotel or even a B&B, we dont even know whether there is even a hospital nearby, at this rate I'll be giving rate in a bleddy barn!

part of me thinks he has done this on purpose (baby isnt his) AIBU to be flaming furious with him?

Oh! love Jericho! Sweet heart if you are passing can you get me a tea towel and some of their lovely liquers.Glad that you can't drink as I've heared, they Party to the point that the walls fall down.

mum, Ive got you 2 teatowels and a bottle of palm liqueur, is that ok?

that star is getting bright you know. Im sure its following us. am i imagining it d'ya think?

op the three wise men are on their way, it took me ages to get them to follow. they are daft beggrs in disguise so be wary of empty boxes wrapped in fancy paper.

and no i'm not following you, am trying to get the three wise men to meet you on time though being men they will probably refuse to follow directions and take their own time getting there.

oh, thank you aurora. surely we are only a day away now?

you are yes but i can't guarantee these wise men they will probaby be there after the birth tbh

oh, thats a relief. i was hoping for a day or two's grace to recover from the birth!

you might get more than two with those 3

tut tut tut they've stopped again at this rate they won't be there til the beginning of next month AND one of them forgot to get his present and then had to try and beat the rush in argos.....

oh ffs. what did he get me

any news on herod?

tell me about it. it's wrapped up in that blasted fancy paper that takes ages to unwrap. can't tell you that - it's a suprise!!!

no news on him yet, sorry. you want to be careful of him as well, not a nice person.

Make sure you get the receipt for the pressies from those wisemen if and when they make it. They give some bizarre pressies.

Although there's always cashmygold.com though doubt you'll get enough for that Bugaboo.

Yes, That Herod I've heard he's planning on taking your child benefit away, going on and on about people not working hard enough as slaves. Also read in The Times he gets very paranoid! Pls be careful

i hear cashmymyrhh.com pays better- might stretch to that bugaboo..

morning - have you found somewhere to stay yet? it's looking pretty full here ....

well, we are here and theres nowhere to stay. DH has been shunned by his relatives and all the B&Bs are full. he has just popped into an inn to see if they have anything at all. baby is getting twitchy and I have awful backache...

The baby isn't his? Probably on purpose in that case..! Have you tried lastminute.com?

i did try last minute, but the census means that the town is full.

How is the backache ?

Do you know where the nearest maternity unit is should you go into labour whilst away from home and did you remember to bring your handheld maternity records file with you ?

Now the birth looks pretty imminent, is there any light on the horizon ?

that star is getting brighter. its lighting up our way!

dh finally managed to persuade an innkeeper to let us use an annexe. we are on our way there now.

oooh, that hurt!

its a bloody stable! a stable! complete with cows and donkeys.

I wont get a minutes sleep will I? but at least its dry...

Don't worry, stillavirgin - just think of the stories you'll be able to pass down .