39 weeks pg and dh hasnt booked our room!

[stillavirgin]

I am 39w pg and dh and I have to travel to his home town to fill in some paperwork. the idiot has neglected to book us a hotel or even a B&B, we dont even know whether there is even a hospital nearby, at this rate I'll be giving rate in a bleddy barn!

part of me thinks he has done this on purpose (baby isnt his) AIBU to be flaming furious with him?

You know you could write a book about what's happened to you .. I bet the kids father has a few tales to tell .

I've heard marvelous things about Egypt post parturnum....

he does have a publishing deal.

Do you mean there might be no crib for a bed?

Oh Jeremy Kyle with his DNA tests ! Didn't Dh ever suspect you were seeing someone esle oh please dont tell me it was a one night stand !

ooh so real Dad is a famous author as well - do tell you know we all love a good gossip on MN - will we know him

Milngavie, exactly that. as i said, dh is a carpenter and has made one, but knowing my luck I'll give birth while we are away. my EDD is one week today, what are the odds of him arriving right on time?

Avantia, we didnt even have sex I really am still a virgin. noone believes me though .

I've just read the OP out to my DH and he said "What do you mean the baby isn't DH's?" I read it again, while ROFLing and finally the penny dropped.... Clearly this is women's humour and not mens!!

MrsSnaplegs, he uses a sort of ghost writer. he is however, a very powerful man. I disclosed the name we all know him by on netmums but they didnt believe me.

Avantia Ho Ho Ho

Right then lass, get your arse of the internet and cook my bloody tea. You won't put out, you witter endlessly about some bloke called Gabriel - blimming poofter I am sure - and don't trust me to make the travel arrangements.

So if you're still a virgin then your marriage to DH hasn't been consumated ? I'd divorce him now , go to a nunnery and take the baby with you . You'll be safe with the church - no harm will come to you or the baby

joseph, I am great with child. we have bread and a fish in the kitchen. and have you found us anywhere yet? hmm? we'll just have to hope someone takes pity on us!

sorry about that ladies, see, still doesnt qute trust me. Im sure it'll be fine once the baby is here.

now names... I dont really like brian, (know far too many naughty ones) Id like something beginning with a J. our family name is david.

Sounds like a bit of a threesome in the relationship, a sort of trinity.

I'd be cautoius about that Gabriel guy, was he not visiting your cousin Elizabeth as well?
Makes himself out to be an angel but there's something arch about him methinks

avantia, he does love me. not many men would stand by a pregnant 16yo, knowing that he will never match up to the baby's father!

At least your getting away from the MiL, mine was very interfering. Have you packed your bags yet? I saw these bike panniers Aren't they Fab! I'm sure they can go over a donkey

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Although that rogue Matthew spread rumours that M & J were married already my mate Luke will tell you they are only engaged..

I mean Doh!

ratspeaker, he did. our babies will be very close in age, I hope they will be friends. she was believed to be barren you know? just goes to show, miracles CAN happen.

16yrs old, DH not baby's father - Jesus !

i read your other thread about your dc stealing your name thats a real shame i liked john baptist, very modern.

you need to go with something far more original.

hmmm J names, your in a difficult stuation here It would not be appropriate to name him joseph, what is gabriels thoughts on names?

Oh StillaV poor you travelling all that way. Just remember when the baby is born not to go wearing yourself out with too many visitors. They turn up at all hours expecting to worship have a cuddle of the baby. How can a new mother get BF established with visitors popping in and out unannounced?

What do you mean? Elizabeth's had a baby too?
At her age? Did she go abroad for IVF? Oo I love a good gossip!

Jordan? or Jacee or Jabarae or mix your name with Dh's, Jary very in at the mo. Jason very popular Greek name.

I like the name Immanuel but if your looking for a J name JC sounds kinda cool...