39 weeks pg and dh hasnt booked our room!

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I am 39w pg and dh and I have to travel to his home town to fill in some paperwork. the idiot has neglected to book us a hotel or even a B&B, we dont even know whether there is even a hospital nearby, at this rate I'll be giving rate in a bleddy barn!

part of me thinks he has done this on purpose (baby isnt his) AIBU to be flaming furious with him?

stay away from banking - perhaps a life coach or counsellor ?

I hear Joseph purchases a place in a caravan passing through from Mesopotamia! It will provide protection from bandits, bears, and mountain lions....

unfortunately, the moneylenders are rife, one day they shall all be cast out, hopefully. I was hoping he would be a teacher tbh. ah, look, ive got his life all mapped out for him.

mothernature, i hope so. its a scary world out there!

the baby's real father... well, he is (as i said) a master creator. and an amazing architect, you have DEFINATELY seen some of his work! he does have a vengeful streak though. has done some pretty awful things in the past when angered.

Doesn't he have any rellies you could stay with ?!

I think Saturday is more likely !

I see it in the stars !

jugglingjo, no. they are all full too, its v frustrating. especially since i dont even want to go! there is a fair bit of unrest round here at the mo, due to herods laws.

Just to let you know not to be scared but on the 21st December there will be a total lunar eclipse

Your baby's star sign Capricorn

Element: Earth

Ruling planets: Saturn

Symbol: The Goat

Stone: Garnet

Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements

Vibration: Poweful resilient energy

Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac?s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented by the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The second is the garden goat, with little adventurous spirit or ambition-happy to remain within a small domain, refusing to budge unless it is pushed. Either type of Capricorn, however, is patient and persevering. They reach their goals because they know the longest journey commences with a single step and that the first step is always the most difficult.

wow, he is going to be really special then!

Oh I've just twigged
Your babe is going to be special...
theres a creator about...

You are about to give birth to

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Invisible Pink Unicorns stable

OP, I am concerned that you say your ex did some awful thongs when angered. What did he do? Were you abused? Is that why you left him?

ratspeaker -

we are heading off in a minute, had a word with gabe last night. he said that the babys father wants me to call him jesus. I darent annoy him, he has quite a temper. once he flooded the whole world. and Ive lost count of the amount of plagues he has unleashed...

am scared about giving birth though. anyone know if it hurts more if you are a virgin?

Things!!! Not thongs!!!

he isnt abusive, and he loves me very, very much. but he is discipilarian and has certain rules that we should live our lives by.

First impression is that he hadn't booked your private room at the Portland! Had me for a millisecond. Happy Christmas to one and all!

Jesus, for the love of God I think this whole thread is virging on the ridiculous. These three need to get into a stable relationship, stop harping on and get a grip. Later on in life this poor child will have one hell of a cross to bear. All this noise and fuss will have someone waking up from the dead. Heaven knows when this nonsense will end.

Awwww I knew those Enstein CD's were good for unborn babies but, not that good. WoW! Did Gina tell you to play them to your bump?

Why should you live by your exP's rules, OP? He sounds very controlling.

Just make sure you take some ear plugs for the lowing cattle!

OP J names sound great- have you considered hyphenating a name? It makes names SO much classier

How about Jacee-judey? You could call him JJ for short

Like Jasper - what about that?

How did you break it to Jospeph that there was no OM involved? Did he want to go on the OLde Jeremiah Kyle show to get a DNA test done?

I am thick, I really didn't spot this!

Very good, OP. For a moment I did think your situation was an amazing Christmas coincidence.

Apart from his total lack of organisation, that Joseph was a good egg. He must really have loved Mary to go with the flow on this one!

Don't let the sheep get too close to your snuggly newborn, could be a flea issue (the sheep, not the baby...)

lol @ thesecondcoming...

Told dh about you Op, he said he had no sympathy for you as it wasn't your dh's.