LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

GESUNDHEIT op.

OH I DON'T PAY THEM FELLATIONELSON THAT SORT OF THING COULD LEAD TO A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.

Chai Latte sounds disgusting - sorry, but it does...bleurghhhhh (mind you, I drink my tea without milk and the tea bag waved across the top of it - so possibly not the Chai Target Market :)

I USED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE A SCREWED UP FACE BUT NOW I HAVE SPENT ALL THE CHILD BENEFIT ON BOTOX I LOOK FUCKING HOT.

God I can't wait to read this thread properly.

OFF TO GET CHAI LATTE NOW.

NO M&S NEARBY THOUGH.

LUCKILY THERE IS A GREGG'S.

SAUSAGE ROLL DIPPED IN CHAI LATTE? SAME DIFFERENCE?

By the way, this thread is driving me mad- panini is plural.

Had to get that off my surgically-enhanced chest

OP, I dont like Chai Latte, my face is neither wrinkled nor miserly. I pay good money to a beauty therapist to see to that!

Now... do fuck off and don't darken my day.

Off I pop in my 4x4 for a decaff, skinny latte.

PMSL @ miserly, obviously you do not know about many people who have helped or donated to various MNers.

Actually, cant even be arsed to argue with you.

Fuck it OP. I really should not be on here. I've got things to do. (housekeeper's annual day orf.) You know, scrubbing the doorstep, beating the rug, yanking the mangle...I'll turn my hand to anything, me.

But no. Because of you, and the wonderful gift that is this thread, I'm now indulging in the modern day middle-class version of sitting elegantly in my morning room, embroidering and practising my harpsichord and 'receiving' visitors.

Dammit, will you all STOP IT PLEASE!?! I have work to do!

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I'M GLAD YOU POINTED THAT OUT CJCREGG, THE UNNECESSARY PLURALISATION WAS OFFENDING MY MIDDLE CLASS SENSE OF GRAMMATICAL HARMONY.

ALSO, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A LOOSER IS PLEASE? THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT AT FINISHING SCHOOL.

cupcake Do yourself a big favour - read the whole thread. It is not necessary in order to keep up, but it is fun.

DARLING, LOOSER IS WHAT YOU ARE BEFORE YOU SEE THE NICE SURGEON.

ARE THOSE NESPRESSO MACHINES ANY GOOD MORLOTH? MY DH IS VERY SNIFFY ABOUT THEM BUT I THINK THEY LOOK SMASHING

I SEE. DO THEY TAKE NURSERY VOUCHERS CJCREGG?

A LOOSER IS CAUSED BY TOO MANY OBESE ALLERGY RIDDEN BRATS.

I really fancy a panini now, but no M&S near here either. Will have to settle for the 'Limited Edition' Chicken Ariabatta sandwich from Tesco.

As a side note, how can perishable food be 'limited edition'? Surely it should be 'available for a limited time' or something like that. This is really starting to irk me. I might have to start a shouty thread all in caps.

Yankncock - isn't it bad enough that we have the OP shouting at us on this thread - now we have foreigners too!

OH, JUST RAID THE TRUST FUND, SWEETIE. THE DC'S, OBVIOUSLY, NOT YOURS.

By the way, I am loving all this SHOUTING. Such freedom to know it's allowed for once!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I really am going, you know. I just keep getting distracted by this wonderful thread.

I LOVE MY NESPESSO MACHINE PROUDNGLAD, BEST COFFEE I HAVE EVER HAD (AND I HAVE DRUNK A LOT OF COFFEE), YOU PUT THE POD IN, PUSH THE BUTTON AND THE COFFEE COMES OUT. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

OH NO THEY ARE GREAT. WE HAVE TWO. ONE UPSTAIRS, ONE DOWNSTAIRS. WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MANAGE WITHOUT OURS. AT LEAST NOT SINCE WE HAD TO LET OUR HOUSEBOY GO. (ECONOMISING DUE TO SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING IN THE CITY A YEAR OR TWO BACK - NO BONUSES FOR TIME BEING - JUST GETTING BY ON THE 1.2mill BASIC.) HE USED TO GRIND OUR ESPRESSO BEANS WITH HIS BARE KNUCKLES.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I'm here to take your jobs, your men, your council housing, your benefits, etc, etc..

muuuaaaaha ha ha ha ha

I TAKE MINE ON HOLIDAY WITH ME.

(MY NESPRESSO NOT MY HOUSEBOY)

Hahaha

Not true about the 1.2 million income.

Very true about the upstairs/downstairs Nespresso machines.

WEEPS FOR WANT OF A CHAI LATTE