LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

Don't you need the houseboy to carry the Nespresso machine?

But I must thank you all for cheering me up, I was feeling very stressed out after my conversation with my mobile network morning shamless plug to own thread

I BLOODY love MN!

Edgar Have you ever actually had one? I haven't. They sound grim. I might have to try now though.

OP has it occurred to you that we are the sort of people who buy Fair Trade? Eh?

Oxfam christmas cards?

What have you got to say about that then?

And all those bloody Christmas shoebox things full of toothbrushes and gloves and Haribo. We are full of care and compassion us lot and don't you forget it.

oh I have just PMSL laughing at this thread

I think I NEED TO HAND IN MY MN RESIGNATION THOUGH

I can vouch for Nespresso machine, LOVE mine. And now you can get them with steamy thing attached to do latte, cappuccino etc.

What are the men of England doing then OP? Is it just us ladeez who are screwing things up for everyone? I bet you get asked to a LOT of parties, you are super fun.

FELLATIO YES I HAVE! THEY WERE MY FAVOURITE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GEL ABOUT TOWN - NIPPED INTO STARBUCKS TO HAVE ONE ANY TIME I WAS OUT SQUANDERING MY INHERITANCE ON CLOTHES.

THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE DISHWATER

oooh - fun

I normally miss the bonkers posts and just see the thread about the thread that has just been deleted.

So

FWIW MNetters are lovely. Actually I think that being on MNet helps prevent you from being the person you describe in your post... I'm a lot less smug than I used to be...

WHAT WAS THAT MAMO? THE FIRST BIT?

COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE

Hang on, all you with Nespresso machines, are these Nestle? (going by the 'Nes' part). And you admit this on Mumsnet? Don't you know your Nespresso machines are oppressing the starving masses in the third world?

The OP was right about you!

oh yes and I know your rant isn't aimed at me because I gave up caffeine years ago

AND CAN I DO SOME SHOUTING NOW TOO PLEASE...

I've never shouted on MNet before feels kind of weird

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT

oooh I could get used to this

Honestly....OP did you not read the Mumsnet response to M&S and Hooters? Suggesting we buy M&S paninis......How very dare you?

That's right Annie, and as I have two I am especially responsible.

where did everyone go?

You think I drive my own 4 by 4? Certainly not, I've got a rolls royce and a chauffeur. I may deign to raise my hand in a wave to you as I trot past on my pony. My child is not obese, her diet is controlled by top nutritionists. As for M&S and Starbucks only the chavs use places like that. I prefer to frequent Selfridges, Harvey Nicks and when I'm in London Harrods or Fortnuum and Mason.

I need to go now to instruct my broker to make a killing on the gold mine shares in my daughter's trust fund.

well the only 4x4 ive got-is a bit of wood.
does this count?

OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME ANNIE I FUCKING HATE NESTLE BUT I AM ADDICTED TO MY NESPRESSO MACHINE. IT CAN'T BE EVIL IT IS PINK, I AM SUCH A HYPOCRIT WITH THIS!

THEY OWN MY SOUL.

just skimmed this thread & now i have a headache

I AM GOING TO GET THE MAID TO FIRE UP THE GAGGIA AND MAKE ME A CHAI LATTE FROM SCRATCH.

THEN I'LL ADMIRE MY SCRUNCHED UP FACE IN THE MIRROR FOR A FEW HOURS, AS IT'S CLEARLY A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING.

I'VE WORKED OUT WHO YOU ARE OP, DON'T DENY THIS:

YOU ARE A DOUBLE AGENT SENT FROM MNHQ TO RALLY THE TROOPS AFTER A DIFFICULT FEW DAYS.

TOGETHER WE CONQUER AND ALL THAT.

TELL ME JUSTINE, IS THIS TRUE?

WHAT IS A CHAI LATTE

WHAT IS A CHAI LATTE

I'VE DECIDED THAT FOR LUNCH TODAY, I'LL HAVE A CHILD BENEFIT PANINO.

WITH BRIE AND TRUFFLES.