LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

MY 4X4 AND PANINI HAVE NOT ARRIVED YET. I WILL NOW HAVE TO GET THE BUS TO PICK DS UP FROM NURSERY. HE BETTER HAVE A PANINI AND AN ALLERGY OR I'M GETTING ON TO MUMSNET HQ AFTER THE TUNA SANDWICHES.

Returning now to my enclave like lifestyle. Sorry darling but the "eyes and mouth" bit is due to the botox I bought on the CB.

OP do you work for Starbucks? As far as i can see this is a stealth marketing campaign to get us buying Chai Lattes.

Perhaps the OP would like to go over to the Christmas Appeal thread and show us all how generous THEY are.

HBouquet - PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!!

Do you know, I've always wondered what a chai latte is. I'm going to go and get one, right now.

Damn the OP, I'm supposed to be studying but have wasted half the morning ROLFing over this thread!!!

This is a joke ?

And shimmery - you can tell your ex that I actually got dressed this morning, and that all my children are at school, so I can't play with them - and anyway, mumsnetting makes us all better people!

I think coraltoes has solved it! Take away your evil tea/coffee based products OP!

How many other threads has the OP pasted this rant on?

well bottom one applies to me shimmery!!!

Tut. some people just can't be happy until we are all poor. Then we can all sit round while we burn our wardrobes for heat and sup our gruel, and congratulate ourselves on being decent human beings.

Scuse, me, can't stay - got 200 quidsworth of Waitrose shopping to unpack. Can't have the crab salad going orf, can we?

Hey Op

See that Mum you're describing...

.... that's your Mum, that is.

Right back of to do some work, got to pay my taxes to help the poverty stricken.

Pluperfect how nice of you to mix with the lower class so you feel more rounded

CJCregg, please report back about the aforementioned 'chai latte', I'm dying to know how the mere thought of one has affected the OP to this degree.

So it's women in England that get 4x4s? Do I have to have been born here? If I get one will there be another thread started about all these 'immigrants coming in and taking our middle class ways?'

I think it's just so lovely that anyone can just come on MN and cheer us all up like this. Thank you, OP, for bringing a little ray of mellow sunshine into our blighted lives.

If immigrants are getting these free 4x4s too, maybe DH can get one, and we'll have one each!

My face is definitely contorted now - can't afford any more dermal filler because I've spent all my husband's money on school fees, and dinky basketware items and this thread had made me laugh so much my face has mangled.

I particularly like the fact that I was expecting to read 8 pages about class war.

But it is largely about tea.

Got to love MN.

WELL I KNOW I PERSONALLY LIKE TO HAVE SOME POOR PEOPLE AROUND THE PLACE CHIPPINGIN IT DOES JOLLY THE PLACE UP A BIT TO HAVE ROSY CHEEKED URCHINS UNDERFOOT.

ONE DOES WHAT ONE CAN TO MAKE THEM FEEL AT HOME.

BUT IS CHAI LATTE TEA OR COFFEE? IN WHICH CASE WE'RE DISCUSSING TEA AND COFFEE!

(Do I win a shouty prize?)

Oh for God's sake. Wouldn't be seen dead drinking a chai latte. Please re-write OP substituting "Lavazza coffee" for the aforementioned beverage.

Do you have them all over the floor Morloth, like wall-to-wall urchin, or do you just tie one to each foot and replace them when worn out? I think that's perhaps a more green approach, but you are depriving several hundred urchins of expoitative employment, surely? And they need that tuppence.

Agree, Fellatio, I was expecting the majority of entries to be of the 'I'm more working class than you' type, but was pleasantly surprised.

Those class discussions always confuse me, being forrin and all.

Only read the OP.

As if we middle-class people would let our children become obese.

That's for the povvoes, isn't it?

I HAVE A NESPRESSO MACHINE.