LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

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THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

But if one buys a panini from M and S, how does it get toasted?

annec, yes or 'YOUSE ARE ALL LOOSERS'

Ah, is that what a mocha is then, thanks Filibear.

OP please come back. It's just not fun to laugh at you when you're not here

Ooh, I didn't know that when I joined MN I could get £44k, a 4x4, an allergy for my kid, a chai latte and a panini.

Do I have to fill in a form or something?

You seem to have a little spittle gathering at the corner of your mouth.

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE.

You are the one who is class obsessed and insecure.

How does earning in excess of 44k make one vile.

I have worked as a shop assistant and on minimum wage. Many years ago.

Unfortunately I was a victim of promotion, and gradually climbed the ladder.

At no time did anyone say, due to the fact we are offering you a salary of £65k it will be necessary to have your heart removed.

Please do not feel sorry for my DCs they want for nothing, not love not attention, not education, not anything that money can or can't buy.

I am sure if you won the lottery tomorrow it would not change you, you would still be an ignorant twat, just richer.

Where can I get a chai latte? I'm serious. I've never seen them anywhere up North but they sound really nice

ooooooohhh someone needs to climb out of their arse and take in the view...

CAPS LOCK not big not clever...bit like yourself...here have a to dip in your chai latte

I just didn't know you could see me through a computer screen. How did OP know I had my eyes and mouth miserly screwed up?

OP, you make sick! How dare you suggest I sully myself with M&S panini.

My personal chef makes them for me.

Go and put your rant in the Daily Mail comments column as that is obviously where you have just been reading.

I think Cafe Nero do Chai Lattes.

Dione Good point! I demand a panini!

What do we want? PANINI! When do we want it? NOW!

Can I have mine home delivered? I don't have enough cash to fill my car.

"SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND" - I don't live in England.

I take it geography wasn't your strong point at school?

Hold on a minute - I've been a mumsnetter for 5 years now, where's my 4X4? I want one Miss - me, Miss, me.

(Oh and Dd isnt spoilt, obese, allergy ridden or smug. I, on the other hand...am)

I think you will find the terminology is cats bum face ...

But I aint. Posh cos my coffee is from aldis and I cleaned toilets to pay for my sons food. So fuck off. Pretty please.

Has anyone had a Starbucks gingerbread wotsit that they advertise in the winter? It sounds nice when I'm freezing my arse off on the way to work in my limo but have never had one.

Is chai latte a real drink then? Surely the 'latte' description is redundant as chai is already very milky?

Please note that I couldn't read the OP as it hurt my eyes, so I'm only commenting on other comments. Did anyone actually manage to make it through the whole OP?

Thanks MrsChemist. I'll find out where my nearest Cafe Nero is

Looked.
Read.
Still failing to see what point it is exactly that you're trying to make.

Rockbird, the gingerbread latte is amazing Doesn't taste of coffee, but it does taste of awesome.

Just off to pick up DS from nursery in 4x4, will probably pop into M+S now and whilst eating said panini will put on best cat's bum face whilst bitchily scheming about people I don't give a rat's arse about. Have I covered all the bases yet - can I join MN now? :)