LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

She / he pities our children .

Who was it who said : fuck off, and when you get there , come back and fuck off again? ...some great mumsnet mind!
I was a little peeved by the CB thread, but really!

Tetley is better than PG tips any day!!

Ooh, can I have a swanky name for my coffee & hot chocolate combo please?

OP,do you write graffiti in toilets?

well excuse me, but my car is 13 yrs old, i am a lone parent, i smoke, i buy economy fishfingers and i do actually have a heart. The majority of people on mumsnet are majorly attached to humanity.

what posts have you been reading?

what do you see when you look in the mirror apart from the glare of your halo???

Masala Chai is actually a traditional indian way of drinking stewed tea. It is quite yummy. Especially after a curry.

Heh heh OP did you head do after you posted????

Ooh dearie me, someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. I suggest you go and sit on that chair and think about your behaviour. When you're ready to apologise and behave properly just let us know and we'll try again.

Works for my 2yo anyway...

OK household income is £44,000, but our disposable income is £640 per month. I say disposable - that's what we have left for food, clothing, children's activities, diesel and socialising after all our direct debits go out for mortgage, council tax,heating,payments on 5 year old car (essential in a rural area),etc. Don't drink coffee and don't have a 4x4. Suggest you look in the mirror, I'm OK with what I see. Yes there are people alot worse off but the Tory boys aren't rushing to close the gap, they're too busy letting the bankers off the hook. They are unable to step into the shoes of another and because the CB payment is a drop in the ocean in their bank balance they think it is the same for all.

Please dont pity my children dear - all three of them can find the caps lock key which is obviously an ability you lack :)

I heart Mumsnet

Although Netmums got the credit today on the news for our 'middle class outrage'

Shame that the OP doesn't get that these cuts won't hit the richest most, they will hit the poorest most

Bless

I looked.
I read.
I said meh.
I threw another bundle of twenties on the fire.

Ah but SGM, it's just no fun when they don't come back though

OP, can we give you any other subjects to rant on discuss? You're funny and I am procrastinating about getti g on with work and you could well be the diversion I need

Maybe that was a name change from GOsbourne?

Shudders at the very idea that I would drink a chai latte.

Expresso or earl grey, dahhhling.

why dont you do one?.

Is this the Ciao Review poster?

Fanjo - I think the OP must hang around various London magistrates court loos. I think I recognise her oeuvre.
I LOVE CRIME COS ALL YOU POSH BITCHES PAY FOR MY DRUG'S HAHAHAHA
or perhaps
JudgeSmithSUCKsMe.
or
I Hate Shaz. Dirty Whore Slapper.
Any of those you, OP?

Why post and run??!! It's very annoying.

What Trinity said.

ahhhhh every now and then a troll really makes me chuckle. But HONESTLY ladies - why dont you LOOK at yourselves.....classic.

OP for the first time eve

Oh, I live in Wales so this obviously isn't aimed at me.