LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

Well, OP, I'm in Wales, not England and I don't have any kids so not sure if I am in your target group of inducing vomit to your core, but actually I quite like it here, so it would be nice if you fucked off.

And your invective would carry more weight (in a non obese, middle class sort of way) if you learned how to spell.

what a FABULOUS OP

but LOL at Justine looking "coked up"

I can't see it meself

Perhaps the OP is right, and MNHQ have had a bad batch of something illicit, and are running amok at their keyboards.....

Stop Press!!

I've just realised who the OP is.....

Father Jack from Father Ted

DRINK!!

FECK!!

ARSE!!

Isn't he dead?

If that's the case SDTG, my money's on Geraldine

OP sounds a lot like my brother actually

he did get mullered and wander onto MN once, and posted a load of vitriolic filth under my userbame

and then nobody believed me

No, he's actually joining Emmerdale in a couple of weeks.

I know my soaps me, oh yes indeedy.

(Although the man who played Father Ted is actually dead though.)

The man who plays Father Jack is joining Emmerdale, not your brother Greeny

FGS OP STOP HOLDING BACK AND PRINT WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN RATHER THAN FLIRTING WITH US - THEN YOU MIGHT GET US ANNOYED (SLIGHTLY).

yes YABU

no way, Father Jack in Emmerdale

Excellent op. Comedy genius, whoever you are!

Hmmmm, i think the OP is a man, with a tiny willy, probably just been dumped by some woman whos just had a lucky escape, and has just looked in the mirror and realised the only way hes ever gonna get another woman in the sack is to pay for her, or buy one that comes with a free footpump. Im right arent i?

What's a Chai Latte? Will it calm the OP down?

proof www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11441892

HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING FROM THIS THREAD FUNTIME???

Funtime - a chai latte is a sort of frothy milky drink with cinammon and nutmeg (and maybe a bit of tea). It is quite nice.

i am LOVING the fact that there are now 2 threads about the definition of a chai latte. i expect to see a surge in chai latte sales by the end of teh week as a result of this thread. anyone know where i can buy some shares in chai lattes please?

Sorry, didn't spot an answer on my first read through .

I was enjoying being vulgar and my attention wandered .

I'm having chai latte de ja vous now. Stop please.

I'm having Chai Latte de ja vous now. Stop please.

I'm funny, me.

Great thread! I am loving the insults, I am having a flashback to my misspent youth hanging out with the rough boys.

Are you one of the rough boys with a big chippity chip on your shoulder?

It is OK, you are in a safe place. You can tell us.

That's ok Funtime, I was just enjoing shouting too much