LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

LOOK! Hbouquet

'WHITE MIDDLE CLASS, VULGAR, LACKING SUBTLETY, SOCIOPATHIC, OVERLY COMPETITIVE, SELFISH, PRO ROYALIST, NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE, THREATENED, WEAK, SMUG, TALENTLESS, ATTENTION HUNGRY, BULLSHIT NEWSPAPER READING, RUPERT MURDOCH SERVING, ARROGANT, MOODY, UNORIGINAL REPTILE BITCHES....'

To quote the Gene Genie - 'You make that sound like it's a BAD thing'.

Marvellous. Your are not winding us up OP. I feel a combination of amusement, and pity. I suspect most others do too. If you really wanted to wind us up you would have to steal our boden catalogue/scrape our 4x4 in the waitrose car park etc etc

YAY WE'RE SHOUTING AGAIN!!!

HYACINTH, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT ENTERTAIN US! SO THANKS, BIG SLOBBERY MIDDLE-CLASS KISS WITH MY TWISTED CONTORTED SCREWED-UP MOUTH!

PMSL at CJCregg.

I should have been working, but instead spent the last 30 mins giggling my way through this thread - I bloody love all mners.

You can never predict how things are going to go here - ok, sometimes you can, if it is about disabled toilets or mother and child parking, but this thread is gold.

Would it be a bit much to ask for it to go into Classics?

'Newspaper Reading' How fucking dare you!

HBUCKET- You seem to lump an awful lot of people together in one group and think of them as having the same beliefs, aims, backgrounds etc. Are you the same with different sexes and races and religions too?

Oh this has made my afternoon. Fucking hilarible. I'm only on MN for the Twiporn.

Oh, and H luckily, most people who think like you tend to live in the woods with bits of lentil stuck to their dreadlocks, paying no tax and wielding no clout whatsoever (funny that) so there is no real danger of your views EVER needing to trump mine in any way that makes me worry for my future.

Go and eat cake.

"I COULD CARRY ON, I THINK YOU GET MY POINT".

No, no, please, carry on, I'd love to hear more!

CJCregg

Can anyone tell me whether soyalattes are any good - I've never tried one but might do if someone can give me any positive reports....

Oh - and on the chicken theme - my pet Buff Rock bantams were really nice natured

Blimey I've mentioned guillotining and told a pleb to eat cake all in one afternoon. I must actually be Marie Antoinette.

LynetteScavo - the M&S in Tunbridge Wells does paninis. They are ever so good. (OP obviously knows his paninis, I'll give him that)

Shit, I've been napping (8 months pg) and look what I miss. Farking hilarious thread.

Do come back h and entertain some more.

I'm having a pretty quiet day today (mat leave - no baby yet) but I am pleased to hear that whilst I thought I had achieved nothing, I have in fact made the OP sick to the core, so it hasn't been a total waste of time. Please come back and shout some more OP.

I've just sat back down with a nice cup of tea, it's Tetleys, no chai involved, but it's with soya milk, and it's bit foamy from where I shook the milk so does it count as a soya latte?

No biscuits sadly, but I've got a ginger bread Elevenses, yum!

Ooooh can this thread go in Mumsnet Classics?

If not, we could at least use OP for quote of the week surely?

That's a very long quote MrsMills! (but pure gold.)

Mistle - it depends on the brand of soya milk.

OP - is this what a reptile bitch looks like?

SORRY I FORGOT TO SHOUT. HAVE YOU GOT A HEARING PROBLEM? TRY HOPI EAR CANDLES (OR ARE THEY A BIT TOO MIDDLE CLASS?).

I love threads like this where the op thinks they are getting one over us wheras in fact they are the ones that look like a complete twunt. Due to having a wee infection at the mo (TMI) I can honestly say I am pissing my middle class knickers.

Have just sat down with a decaf and a banana, and sunday's crossword from my Murdoch paper of choice