LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

BeerTricks, don't you mean 'it's what their they're for'?

Isa Warren. Final answer.

Where does one buy nonsequiteurs? I want some for my roses. I bet they more middle class than standard secateurs.

My cupcakes are ready, if anyone wants one. Sadly I ran out of icing sugar, so had to use some caster in the icing, so it is a little crunchy - but they are sweet and buttery and yummy, so I hope you will forgive me.

Fellatio - Rhode Island Red - for Yankncock, of course!

THE GAGGIA IS BROKEN- SEND US THE DRUGS!

I was being helpful to the OP

I ONLY CAME ON HERE TO ANNOY YOU PRICKS, IT WORKED, REELING YOU ALL IN!!! [

WHITE MIDDLE CLASS, VULGAR, LACKING SUBTLETY, SOCIOPATHIC, OVERLY COMPETITIVE, SELFISH, PRO ROYALIST, NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE, THREATENED, WEAK, SMUG, TALENTLESS, ATTENTION HUNGRY, BULLSHIT NEWSPAPER READING, RUPERT MURDOCH SERVING, ARROGANT, MOODY, UNORIGINAL REPTILE BITCHES....

I COULD CARRY ON, I THINK YOU GET MY POINT

YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

No, prolific laying hens. Allegedly.

Perry the Platypus is the hero in Phineas and Ferb.

James Bond is 007.

HTH

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

I watch V.

Does that make me an unoriginal reptile bitch?

I LEFT OUT 'GROUP THINKING'

BAAAAAA BAA

Hbouquet - can't you see that we are laughing at you? You think you are winding us up and reeling us in with your oh so witty repartee - but you aren't - you don't have the intelligence.

Now off you go and do something constructive like squeezing your spots.

my first ever

Yes, definitely. Worked a treat. I am good and wound up, yes sireee. Thanks ever so much for showing us the error of our ways...

Chai latte?

I hate to break this to you H but I don't think we are even a teensy bit annoyed. One the contrary - you have made my afternoon.

Reptile? So now you think we're all Scientologists too??

How are we pricks and cunts? Surely that's biologically extremely unusual, to say the least?

Yes, yes, dear, we're all really angry. Positively fuming . Look, I think there's actually steam coming out of StayingDavidTennantsGirl's ears, there. So you can toddle along now in the knowledge of a job well done. You've got your caps lock key stuck again, by the way.

But I don't have a 4X4, my children are skinny, none of them have allergies, and I've never had a chai latte or an M&S panini. (Do M&S do pinini's? I've never seen them in our local branch) What the hell am I doing on Mumsnet, then??????

Hbouquet, you present as quite self loathing (everything loathing in fact) unhappy, insecure and somewhat of a loser yourself.

And apart from wanting to have an angry rant about Mumsnetters, do you have a point you are trying to make? If so, I'm missing it.

No. Still only scoring 2 points now you've dropped the screwed up mouth thing.

Rather shot myself in the foot with my master plan.

Ooooooh if we're reptile bitches, doesn't that mean we run everything?

David Icke says so.

Oh, your point was to annoy us!

I see.

sorry, I'm not annoyed, I just think you are odd.