LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

Anyway, I wouldn't dream of drinking tea. It's raw cacao nibs all the way for me. Dahling

That made me lol in real life.

Erm.... The words "get" and "fucked" spring to mind.

I'm a single mum on benefits (as of very recently) and have had nothing but support and great advice from the mn ladies. I certainly am not class obsessed, bitchy, material obsessed or any of the other things you have listed there, nor have I seen any evidence of those things here.

You really need to get out more

loosers!

I hate it when people get that wrong.

geekygiraffe: "fellatio me too."

hahaha! (not for me ta!)

PMSL

that's all of us then?

Even the carers and the SN lot?

The single mums?

The- ahem- poor people?

You know what you should do OP?

get

A

life.

I wonder if it's the housepricecrash wankers again?

I've just reported the op because I think its disgusting and rude (not to mention the appalling spelling ).

I hope no one minds!

loopy You'd be amazed how often people address me on here and it sounds like either an offer, or a request.

So far I've declined on both counts. Mind you, I like the sound of the OP and maybe it would calm him/her down.

What's that about pink?

Some blighter refused to sell me a toy foir ds3 t'other day becuase it was pink and he is a he.

He loves pink (and happens to have asd so doesn;t give a flying damn what other people think- yay him)

Tosspottery.

(Tosspottery? sounds like a craft partaken of by middle class drop outs trying to find themselves via the medium of clay-based classisim)

that's funny Sancti.

Or we could have Tosspotage for those MC dropouts who are trying to find themselves in soup, as it were.

Ooh I'm glad you've broached the the panino thing. I didn't like to....

REPORTING BACK ON THE CHAI LATTE MISSION.

Unfortunately I left before somebody posted that Costa don't do them. Swaggered in, I did, and confidently asked for said beverage.

One blank look. Raised eyebrows at other 'barista'.

Two blank looks. Call for the manager.

Three blank looks. Then 'Oh, yes, it's the cinnamony spicy one' - it sounded DISGUSTING. 'Yeah, no they're not very nice, I wouldn't bother personally.'

Did I mention that they don't do them?

Bought a gingerbread latte (even though it's October not bloody December, WHY are Christmas items in shops now?) and thankfully dunked sausage roll in it.

Mission completed.

If all of those who don't conform to the OP's description were to leave MN, I think it would be almost too quiet.

Therefore, I would like to propose a points system according to how many boxes you can tick which will give you a time allowance.

I will admit to bitchy and mouth screwed up (although I thought that was due to smoking). Thus I have 2 points.

I will mainly be posting on a Thursday mid-morning.

HTH

babybarrister Are you really training your baby to be a barrister? That would go down very very poorly with the OP. I hope you are strongly encouraging him towards legal aid for asylum seekers. Anything else would be tantamount to guillotining the poor for sport.

OP aren't we even making you a laugh a bit? A teensy bit? Bet we are. Gworn. Crack a smile. You love us really.

you know most people are angry, thats why you buy large 4x4s and live in fear in gated communities lol

sorry to any working class people here, dont take offence its obviously not aimed at you.

just look at these thin lipped contorted class face white bitches that run this site:

i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01588/mumsnet_1588972c.jpg

even gordon brown's wife is struggling to look as contorted and snooty, they both look coked out of there faces.

one word for the lot of you power starved sociopathic hags: VULGAR

enjoy your allergies you cunts.

No chai latte for me as I'm lactose intollerant.... Quite where that puts me in relation to the OP I don't know

Go on then, fellatio him. See if it helps (that is, if you can open your miserly, screwed up eyes and mouth enough to perform adequately FN).

Just be careful not to scald with the chai latte.

you could always drink your chai latte from a tosspottery. It has a nice ring to it.