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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
Pixieonthemoor · 05/10/2010 13:42

LOOOOOUUUUUUD NOOOOOOIIIIIISEEEEEES!

Fluteyboots · 05/10/2010 13:44

I am in the middle of choosing some curtain fabric. I think I may be MATERIAL OBSESSED

snice · 05/10/2010 13:44

everyone seems to be using their OUTDOOR voices. settle down now please

mollyroger · 05/10/2010 13:45

Ooh nice. I'm am thinking of naming my next children Chai and Latte. Do you think one should pronounce it Ch as in Chump or with a hard C like C....nah, can't think of anything.

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:45

PMSL at 'fire up the Gaggia'.

EdgarAllInPink · 05/10/2010 13:46

chai is a sweet spiced tea - latte means you have it with vaguely frothy milk (if you are in a Starbucks)

OhLuckyYou · 05/10/2010 13:47

Please stop asking about Chai Latte everyone, I really want one now! We've just moved and we've only got a Costa in our high street - they don't do them.

As for the OP, you've given me a headache! Have a cup of tea and a Biscuit and calm down dear

WhatTheWhat · 05/10/2010 13:47

It's spelled 'Bucket', Hyacinth dear...

iliketosleep · 05/10/2010 13:47

I miss my 4x4 :( but I only drink tea!!!

geekygiraffe · 05/10/2010 13:48

Sweet Lord, was that OP for real?! Hilarious : )
Seems CAPS LOCK means the punctuation keys don't work.
fellatio me too.

openerofjars · 05/10/2010 13:48

BRIE? BUT IF YOU DUNK IT, WON'T IT MELT INTO YOUR LATTE AND FORM A GOOEY POOL OF CHEESE HORROR AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR (LIMOGES PORCELAIN) CUP? THE HORROR.

Diziet · 05/10/2010 13:49

Oooooh, Bigmouthstrikesagain, I followed your link even though I knew what was coming....yet I still haven't ever actually seen it as I always cover my eyes at that bit!
Incidentally, everyone... what's this latest rumble about M & S?? Have they gone all unethical on us? What have I missed?
Oh yeah. Ahem: OI, OP - YOU MUNTER!!!!

mollyroger · 05/10/2010 13:50

I am quite upset. I thought this was going to be one of those nostalgic threads about Janet and John.
HERE IS A THREAD!
LOOK!
SEE THE THREAD.
WE SEE THE THREAD!
READ!! WE READ THE THREAD! ALL THE MUMSNETTERS READ THE THREAD...
etc

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 13:50

Forget the chai latte, all the Biscuit have got me craving a jam ring something awful!

Diziet · 05/10/2010 13:51

Lol -"CHEESE HORROR" sounds like a great name for a band...!!

openerofjars · 05/10/2010 13:51

Oh great, now everyone is talking quietly and I'm that idiot shouting embarrassingly into the muffled chatter.Blush

Must learn to type faster.

Valpollicella · 05/10/2010 13:51

Snice, I think it's all the caffeine...makking us a BIT SHOUTY and ANGSTY

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 13:53

ARSE! I'VE JUST DROPPED MY LAST TEABAG IN THE WASHING UP!

missnevermind · 05/10/2010 13:54

Well I couldn't find the Chai Latte in the cupboard but did find the Starbucks gingerbread syrup whilst I was rummaging, so Yum, thank you whoever mentioned that.

snice · 05/10/2010 13:55

thats not a nice word to use slipperthief is it [stern]

just when everyone else was starting to settle down at the end of lunch break too

FoundWanting · 05/10/2010 13:56

"IT CAN'T BE EVIL IT IS PINK"

Morloth I'm guessing you don't have girls.Grin

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 13:57

Sorry, only thing I've had to properly rant about so far this week so thought I should do it properly. Does feel better in caps though.

SweetBeadieRussell · 05/10/2010 13:58

PUT THE DAILY MAIL DOWN YOU SHOUTY TWAT!

Contra · 05/10/2010 13:59

Mollyroger Grin

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 13:59

Edgar 'my favourite when I was a young gel about town'

Don't pretend that you drank them from Starbucks. Admit it. You had them made to order and brough on a silver salver by your Cha Wallah when Daddy headed up the plantation in Injaah didn't you?

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