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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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redrobin · 05/10/2010 14:32

hahhahahahhahahhahah hbouquet- oh you have made my day!

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 05/10/2010 14:32

Now an allergy in a cunt would be very unfortunate. But you can get latex-free condoms these days that can help, I believe. Hope that helps.

CJCregg · 05/10/2010 14:32

I really hope that's not Justine posing as Hbouquet Shock

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:33

THIS I MEAN:

www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01588/mumsnet_1588972c.jpg

OP posts:
loopyloops · 05/10/2010 14:33

Mistle - soyachailatte for you.

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 14:34

Oh, I see, you have to angry before you get your 4X4.

Grrrr Angry

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:34

their faces, OP, please. Honestly you state school educated oiks are the bane of my life.

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:34

CLASS SLAGZ www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01588/mumsnet_1588972c.jpg

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Blatherskite · 05/10/2010 14:35

For you Op.

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 14:35

OOOOOOH SHE'S BACK!!!! YAY!!

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 14:37

Rather be a vulgar sociopathic hag than a twat who judges based purely on looks and uses panini as a singular

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 14:37

Some on HBouquet, let's have a look at your passport photo and see if you look any better.

slipperthief · 05/10/2010 14:37

I like your plan MrsChemist ... grr grr make my clapped out corsa turn into a shiny 4x4

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:37

Seen your link Hbouquet. Hmm, they don't look especially coked up to me. Mind you, I reckon that one on the right has got her finger up Gordon's arse.

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:37

its ok OP, Gordon Brown doesn't run mumsnet the country any more.

Have a nice sit down with the beverage of your choice.

FoundWanting · 05/10/2010 14:38

Doing links is a bugger, isn't it OP?

Glad you've found caps lock though.

MrsChemist · 05/10/2010 14:39

I'm hoping when I go to the carpark, my shitty punto has transformed into a range rover

anastasiak · 05/10/2010 14:39

The OP is just jealous. Clearly she/he wishes she had a 4x4 and a chai latte.
In any event, she might like to bear in mind that without those of us who earn enough to buy the things she mentions, there would be no tax revenue whatsoever to pay for any benefits for anyone, needy or not.

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 14:40

Or, as Steve MacDonald famously once said to Becky in Corrie

"come in, sit down, take the weight off your mouth"....

KBarns39 · 05/10/2010 14:40

That link doesn't work...

What I don't undertand is...why join a website just to rant, if you are unahppy with the people who run it?

Personally, I don't drive a 4x4 (and never would), have spoilt, obese children or sit around drinking coffee's all day!!

babybarrister · 05/10/2010 14:41

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southeastastra · 05/10/2010 14:42

mrs bouquet would never use the word slagz Grin

ops you're a wally

FellatioNelson · 05/10/2010 14:42

notwaving That's hilarious! I don't Corrie (or anything in factConfused but I do remember it could be pricelessly comedic.

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 14:42

cock

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 14:43

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