to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

Sidge! You go commando!

Just to clarify with the bleaching - do you mean that your discharge bleaches your pants?

Blimey, what's that all about then?

how on earth does your fanjo bleach your pants? What do you wash with blooming toilet duck?

I used to be premenantly commando. I actually only owned about 5 pairs of knickers.

Im too fat to go commando now.

i'd end up leaving a snail trail behind me

Would you like me to keep you warm TWC?

I could give you a little rub!

[Science lesson]

Fanjo's have an acidic pH most of the time once you reach adulthood. This protects from infection, promotes growth of good bacteria and bleaches your pants [grins]

It's slightly less acidic round ovulation, because sperm are wimps

[/science lesson]

So many points to address - where do I start?

Firstly, upahill, how old are you? I am 44, three kids. Just you wait is all I can say. (And if you are already the same age as me and thus far leak-free then butt out, you smug-arse - I don't want to know.)

Secondly, cyb I do 'take on' water after a bath but I find a firm cough expels it swiftly enough. I just need to make sure 'the cough' happens into the bath towel, before I'm dressed, and not while I'm in Sainsbury's, half an hour later.

And I'd just like to state clearly to anyone who will listen, that I have never knowingly bleached a gusset. Or expelled as condom in front of a headmaster. Most unsavoury.

Isn't bleach alkali though?

I'm right!! Bleach is alkaline - it says so here

OK, so am now even more confused. Why would an alkaline solution bleach a gusset?

A friend of mine once cast aside knickers in a passionate strip tease and they stuck to the wall!!

Toilet duck...snail trails....boak!

Bleach the verb just means removing the colour from, nothing to do with pH. Which is why sunlight can bleach stuff. Lemon juice can also bleach stuff and that's definitely and acid.

What we would call bleach is alkali I think but you can get acid bleaches too.

pH of vagina is supposed to be around 4, lemon juice is more like 3.

Fear I'm way above the tone here :-)

Ahhh, I see...so if secretions are acid then they could bleach a gusset...

Right you are then. I must produce vinegar. Handy for the fish and chips

..."and here comes the science bit..."

I always thought the domestos effect (I'm sooo putting that on wikipaedia!) was caused by leaky pelvic floor rather than fanjo secretions

stuck to the wall. pmsl that is just pure skank....

I hasten to add that i have never washed in toilet duck and also have never ever bleached my kaks... here look >

black ones are the best to bleach......they turn red!!

I don't bleach my gussets

is that why I keep getting thrush ?

my pH is fucked !

Ruined the night as her OH laughed his nuts off!
I imagine it's hard to keep up the sexy dancing when your pants have stuck to the wall

Maybe bleaching was the wrong word, black knickers go kinda muddy orange, but it's normal , mn told me so.....

When I moved into my house all the carpets had weird bleach patches on them. Even in the bedrooms. I blamed it onto their dogs (though God knows hwy, but it seemed like a good enough expanation to me.) Now, hoever, I am imagining the previous laydee of the manor, erm, scraping herself along MY CARPETS for some sort of itch relief.

errr like a dog with worms

i go commando your not weird, have tried all sorts of knickers with skinny jeans and all r uncomforatble and end up where they shudnt b lol your not the only one :) altho people have commented to me that its weird to