to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

Perhaps she has one of these bumps

Whom that is it exactly lol

Pinky should they all scratch and sniff? lol

You need bucket loads of urine standing around for weeks to get enough ammonia to bleach things.

tyler are you a chemist or a chemistry teacher? your knowledge on all things bleachy is amazing

Poor quality gussets that just fade with a wash??? Ok I'm grasping at straws here. Just can't really see the whole discharge thing, why doesn't it happen to everyone? My very old black M&S Knickers are still all black.

Pinky - can't believe I looked this up for you, but here goes:
"The amount of mucus that a women normally produces in the vagina varies from person to person. If the amount produced is sufficient it becomes noticeable by staining underwear and giving off an odour"
www.devonshirelodge.co.uk/women/vagdisch.htm

I'm a gunky knicker-wrecker

Oooooh no the rubbing ouch. I go commando when where skirts tho.

wearing

this thread is hilarious BUT

I need to know WTF is free bleeding?

when on your period and not wearing tampons etc..

ok thats what I thought but how?
I mean how?

you just let it flow out, trin

I think you must have to stand over a grid in the street or summat

or perhaps you collect the flow, in a suitable receptacle and fry your quinoa in it, then put it on a butty

I dunno

First out-loud laff of the day, AF!
Worth staying up for

glad to be of service, grace x

Gawd knows weird init.

[Suitably educated to the finer points of not wearing/wearing panties]

YUCK!

itsgrace

Just read the article, Forgotton Tampon,
OMG, WHO FORGETS TO TAKE OUT THEIR TAMPON?

In defence of my 'slightly dribbly' fanjo, it is mostly little bits of wee wee, not gallons of ovulating gunk. Though I get a bit of that as well. Still, not long now eh? 44, one ovary, and counting down unitl I get my first HRT patch.

Knicker-Bleacher here! Since I was a teenager. Pubes or no pubes makes no difference, coloured gussets still get bleached. Might start taking advantage of my natural bleaching ability and hold DP's stained shirts to my gusset for a day or so to make them whiter than white again.

Also a -bucket- water retainer.

Maybe the two are linked? If you have a flange which can retain, and release a lot of water, maybe you leak a lot of mucus too. I'm just thinking whether some Flanges are more "open" and have more of a natural flow.

I have never gone commando [hoists up big pants] The day I did would be the day I end up in A&E or attacked by a big gust of wind.

Owww my eyes!!!!!!!!!! I was happily oblivious to the camel toe reference. Went right over my head. I'm never going to be the same again....

[Grown up stumples out of thread seeking counselling]

at BHLS's new laundry technique! Sadly I cannot try it out as I'm a non-bleacher myself.

Also admire BHLS's idea - plus biodegradable and organic - surely? Now that is one for Dragon's Den - just needs a name? and a slogan?

I don't wish to come over all Sherlock Holmes here, but I think the bleaching effect is caused by a reaction of natural female secretions and washing powder.
Incidentally, anyone else noticed that washing powder has a vaguely fishy smell to it?