Awwwwww Chops the duck - Jack Morris is a great bloke. He has a shop right in the middle of the little town we live near. Its quite posh (for our area) and he has the white overalls and the stripey pinny on.
On the wall, in his shop, he advertises his apartments in Tenerife that are for rent. In his broad bolton accent he says things like 'just give us few quid t'pay deposit and thy can gite on aeroplane and be theeure in four hars' (that was hard to spell - but that is how he talks).
I grew up quite close to Manchester city centre but have lived in Bolton area for 26 years - its wonderful - rough as hell, and nobody has any cash BUT great folk.
Thanks for that link Chops it was great