D'y ever wonder how fast you can through one thread?
D'y ever wonder how long it'll take you to catch up with the last one?
D'y ever wonder if you can chance having a real life or whether you should sacrifice it all in order to keep up with multiple posters?
D'y ever wonder how many twins, triplets and their siblings are neglected in favour of Mumsnet?
Where's my seat then? Budge up, someone.