Botwatch 88 !! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

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And I get the distinct feeling the new Mr Uber has distanced himself and she is solo again. He went off on some kind of expedition up a mountain or two (I think) which, I imagine, is just the kind of breather any man would need when he has been through the Uber relationship machine; done the gurning posing for FLP, done a stint as the New Daddy and been holed up in Debt-by-the-Sea painting the skirting boards that the last Mr Uber failed to finish before he ran off into the sunset with half her pension.

@Botpotty better rammed and giving the impression that it’s a popular event and they were all the lucky ones to enjoy 73cm of serviced office space, half a glass of warm Prosecco, a wilted vol-au-vent and a manic pep talk from an increasingly panicked Mr Scamolopoulos. Actually, it’s probably less space because they will no doubt wheel out that blow up doll (the big yellow Mr Aloe Blobby thing). I’ve a good mind to find a good vantage point on the roof of Waitrose opposite and fire some kind of dart that make that blow up thing deflate just like their turnover has done.

Of course, while I’m in such a good position I could take out a few others, Mrs Blobby Boring Name deserves to be on that list for her outrageous lies about her own success at FLP and her selling of DLP Aloe Vera as a kind of magic nectar that you knock back to cancel out over indulgence. It doesn’t work like that Mrs Boring Name. .

oh how could I forget about Mr Blobby! And the more rotund boring members. I shall join you on a grassy knoll with a super soaker and cleanse some guts.

Actually (Mild Shock) looking at the Managers and Above qualifiers the Boring couple didn't make the cut. The Borings have their Choose your Failure "office" on the high street so that's a bloody scam and a front for something if ever there was one if they couldn't pull in 4 new people.

Just looked at their shop and it's up for sale for 350k, this will clear the 265k debt against the CYF company. BUT his other registered company at the same address has total liabilities of -£920.78K this includes a charge on said property (the shop), so 350K isn't going to touch the sides. How can they sleep, bloody hell!

The possibly ex Mr Uber is probably at odds with Ubers group of recently acquired friends. They are not a popular social group due to past indiscretions and propensity for elevating their social status via social media. One of them was a close “friend” of Yawns and has a habit of renting salubrious properties to enhance her lifestyle. Sound familiar?
It’s likely that he has been enlightened. It also suggests that her bonus this year was pitiful and her appeal ( bank account) has withered.

@Botpotty Mrs Boring Name has an Aga and space for a pony. Since her failure to make Forever Living work for her she has been able to rely on Mr Boring Name’s creative accounting to provide the props for attraction marketing. Who cares if the Aga is heating a house of cards? That nail bar/Turkish Barber/cult shop front was probably a big mistake. Someone who knows much more about creative accountancy than I do must have a view on Mr Boring Name. I do hope it goes tits up for them as they have done a huge amount of damage to people.

Yawn has a funny sense of time. She says everything changed for her when she had a health scare five years ago. It was actually 3.5 years ago. She then says something “catastrophic” happened in business/friendships which she says she won’t go into.

I think she would like us to believe that the catastrophe was longer ago than this time last year because it’s clear that the last year has been a desperate attempt to cling on to FLP in some form and a lot of scrabbling about trying to create a business persona. She wants to get across that she has lead this change rather than been expelled from her old life. The emotions are not tears of happiness - she is still smarting over FLP and Uber.

Sorry, I’m on a roll now… what exactly is courageous about Uber? She has probably had a difficult roller coaster in recent years but getting on with things because you have to is not worthy of a [meaningless MLM-related] award for courage. Frankly, I probably deserve it more than her and very possibly some of you do too. Let alone what others in the wider world deal with. That’s not to say there is a hierarchy of difficulty in life but if she is going to advertise her struggles she can expect criticism and cynicism.

The fact she carried on bullying her downlines despite a marriage break up and other stuff going on should receive a different kind of reward: the Award for Focussed Manipulation of Recruits Despite Everything or the Award for Getting What You Want When You Want It Even If It’s An Expensive Disaster. She should also get the Award for Selling A Perfect Life After Triumphing over Previous Self-Created Negative Events (unless Yawn is getting that prize).

We shouldn’t be getting to hear about her DD’s illness either. Even if the DD thinks she is OK with her mother using the information for publicising her grift. She may come to regret it later.

@YouOKHun you keep rollin' It was an X FL bot that nominated uber who is best buds with bankrupt john lewis bot. They probably have a round robin email each year to take it in turns for nominating each other for various non awards. (Do you remember when Yawn won one time and the year before it had been uber for the same thing, Worcester Womens awards or something like that) Yawn was begging for votes on FB.

Like Roomy, Uber shared her daughters Health issues maybe just maybe both children had seen their mothers not eating, chugging shakes and starving themselves for 9 Days? irresponsible but they don't see the correlation.

Wonder what happened to Yawns willable income 🤔

So they are basically bankrupt?

Yawn not wanting to go into what caused the fallout!! I'd very much imagine that like all people who get involved with her, they saw her for who she really is. The end.

Mrs Brown isn't listed against either of these companies (quelle suprise) I searched the Individual Insolvency Register and don't see either him or her on it so they have't been declared bankrupt, but surely even a huge dollop of gloop won't save them. I should imagine the Aga/Pony or is that phoney house is in her name. Shitty Shysters.

Just to add Mrs Boring has 2 companies listed in her name (along with Mr Boring Bot's children and their partners), these surprisingly (or not) are quite healthy and although include property charges (tied to 2 properties in Taunton which seem very popular on Airbnb) are not dire like Mr Boring's. He's obviously using his accountancy skills from when he worked at Shitty Bank in London to maximise his gains and when his side comes tumbling down he is still quids in and if the worse comes to the worst they can retire and downsize to Taunton like they've always "planned". Wanker.

I wish Yawn would keep her story straight

one GCSE grade B in English, she’s saying

A few years ago she was saying she had one GCSE - in Geography

also all those years when she was doing C9s and claiming to be super healthy due to Forever Living supplements etc???? Must have been complete lies?

On her now not used twitter her photo tweet 16/08/2018 states If you didn't get the results you wanted "I failed all my exams & am living my dream life"

so here she is saying she didn't get ANY exams, except perhaps an A* in porkies.

It would be very unusual for a teenager in the 90's in mainstream school to be entered for and not to pass any GCSE's.

She wouldn’t have got through recruitment for the Police, even for a civilian post, without GCSE’s in Maths and English at least.

Yawn is really spiralling in self pity. Looking for virtual strokes with that monologue about the last five years. It’s a desperate plea for engagement. She really has been sent to Coventry, but does need to let go of all the mess whether her creation or not. But no she has just moved on to another toxic group of “friends”. The last thing you need is a coach who hasn’t learned from her experience.

She lied to get into the police plus a helping hand from daddy who was a serving officer at the time.

FFS Bruv sharing moments from youngest turret's life

SO intrusive and disrespectful

what’s the bloody matter with him

Oh Yawn! There's still a minus on your screenshot giving away you live in an overdraft! Its just embarassing now.

I held off posting this for 50 minutes to make sure it sat on enough people's timelines before she gets the heads up and does the dirty delete

I’ve just seen that too!!! Omg. She doesn’t get it at all. 🤦🏼‍♀️

and comment deleted… hi yawn 👋

best delete the whole post tbh, not just the comment!! And perhaps manifest a current account that’s in credit for starters.

Oh you can edit out the minus but it's still obviously sitting in a different position to the other pound signs.

CRINGE

And plenty of people saw it before the edit, how can you continue with this charade its so embarrassing to out yourself that way and still claim tk be successful and a coach.

Timelines dont always update to the newest version of the post and even deleted posts can still come up, only dissapearing once clicked by a viewer.

The previous minus £10m is still on her stories. It’s also on her stories that she has won an Omaze prize which will be £10. Not minus ten million quid but actually she has manifested a whole £10 (redeemable against a further purchase at Omaze). She credits this win to her manifesting. On the other hand I don’t do manifesting but I won £100 on premium bonds this month 🤷🏻‍♀️

I won £50 on the bonds! I also predict I’ll win a few grand this month by turning up to my job.