Botwatch 88 !! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

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My boss never told anyone in 20/30 years what he did for a living. Then was on tv and was amazed how many people happened to watch when he thought they would be at work 😂

@YouOKHun hey, I’ve got an actual bizness and can take time away at anytime that suits me!! You don’t need to do MLM to do this - just create a proper business that isn’t just about making money off roping in other people - you know the old fashioned way!!

@Crikeyalmighty well quite. My self employment allowed me to carve out time to drive to Bristol and decide to stay overnight for a more leisurely time. I stayed well away from my DS’s Halls so he could pack up his stuff in the boxes I flung at him before I went off to my quaint accommodation. Ah non-MLM time freedom and mediocre parenting! I didn’t need to put artful shots of any of it on social media either.

But how does anyone know that you are happy and successful if you don’t post photos several times a day?

My brother left the police about 20 years ago. He has very minimal social media presence even now which is probably wise.

@YouOKHun exactly - I mean I love social media and it’s a quite big part of my job - but it’s promoting our products - not essentially promoting - ‘look what a nice ‘fake’ lifestyle I have. If these were genuine businesses they would be making far more of the products.

Mine allows me to run a second car exclusively for DS’s use so I don’t need to drive down to pick him up. I only work one day a week and have essentially retired early on a very comfortable pension. Sometimes real J.O.B.s really do deliver.

Eurgh and so the new patchy patch craze begins

Out of sink 🤪

Out of sink 🤣😂. I can’t wait to see how low the patch purveying bots sync or cinque to in order to flog useless patches.

😂😂😂

A couple of days ago, Yawn was letting us have a peak (sic) at something crappy

Prime MLM product right there:

Is literally a piece of plastic with not even a bit of herby nonsense in it, ergo no FDA approval needed
Is available on autoship

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but how does a bit of plastic with no herby nonsense in it even need to be replaced?!

Snake oil at it's snaky oil-est

oh dear 😂and the bots will repost and perpetuate this eloquent review. Lets hope this new scam goes down the plughole of the Bots Sink. TINA.org has a great article on these patches. It is another eye opening factual review of their bullshit claims. Not so Super patch is one to watch for sure.

There is going to be a Planty Plaster and Sink Sticker Bot off!

Health claims galore from Headband today.

It does amuse me how so many of her posts are carefully angled into her garden or taken in her car with the roof down. I presume she sees both as aspirational although stops short of making income claims (shame she doesn’t rein in the health claims).

What about the aspirational photo on Sunday of her living room with the washing drying in the background 😂

And that post is so full of health claims it needs reporting

Fierce has just rolled round on my feed. Why does she have the Send a Gift on her posts (the one where you have to click to send stars which cost you money).

Surely as a Millionaire Mentor she doesn't need to grift these further dribs and drabs (or maybe she does), every little helps. I would ask her, but I'm down to my last burner and don't want to be blocked.

Who is yawn talking to? She's posting weird vids where she appears to be talking to nobody

She’s pretending to be interviewed 😂

The house horse?? The videos are weird as fk

@Sugarplum48she IS talking to nobody! Honestly, the staring into space as if talking to someone off camera is utterly ridiculous. I wonder if she has a cut out of her coach’s face taped to a broomstick so she knows where to look. Or perhaps she has a mirror in front of her. She is sitting alone in the Thatch talking to herself - who aspires to that? Silly.

Nearly 250 people have qualified for a whoop n gloop on the Arsehole Terrace. When you add in Scam & Fam, plus the skeleton staff, and people can bring a guest for 25 quid so say 270 being generous.

Thing is the shared terrace is 2130 square feet, so 198 Square metres, that only gives a person 73 cms each! It is unlikely that they all come but throw in furniture, benches, plants etc that are already up there, then room for the champers and canapes either being laid out or additional catering staff to serve, it's gonna be rammed jammed like a sweaty school leavers disco with a gentlemen's pride stink bomb let off.

Is Uber having some kind of midlife crisis? She was in Marbella with her friends at a club wearing some kind of nightdress and now she’s at an awards ceremony in a fishnet dress thing trying to look like her daughter’s sister. Very strange.

She has also joined the ever so slightly dodgy social set ( past legal issues). But then she’s probably in good company and qualifies by having zero ethics. I am sat here smiling, she’s defo swimming with fellow sharks.