Botwatch 88 !! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

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Yep, that one. I imagine anyone who knows her would recognise her from clothes/jewellery. Imagine having the gall to charge someone for a load of iPhone photos with a Turkish barber in the background.

Ah yes the sitting at a table with a coffee cup, walking down some stairs, holding Yawn’s LV planner, pretending to use Yawn’s MacBook

all snapped on a phone presumably

so why pay for a branding photographer?

Today’s revelations from the “science-backed” Apprentice Bot scam: a testimonial that just a few sessions have cured one woman of her Rheumatoid Arthritis. She just has a few niggles but she knows they are trapped traumas and she’s working through them. How much has it cost her and how much will she pay to train in the method?

Another woman says that her Hay Fever has gone after a mere 20 minutes and ‘Masters here I come’. This means she has already paid for some training and now she is going to pay again for the so-called Masters level training. It’s almost as if there may be some bias in these reports of cure by those training in the method….

Elsewhere Apprentice Bot is talking less about the amazing cures and more about the business opportunity. She reports that The Priory says that one in four will seek MH support this year and this good news for business and an ideal time to get out there and “help” those people. I don’t know what’s worse, The Priory or Apprentice Bot.

Urgh such VULTURES

Yawn needs a new adjective, everything is “gorgeous”, clients, venues, weather, outfits. I mean you don’t get more professional and businesslike than calling everything “gorgeous”…..

Yawn's lack of self-awareness becomes more excruciating every day. Her name, very surprisingly, came up at a meeting I was at yesterday. Basically along the lines of "have you seen what the daft bint is up to now?" She's a laughing stock locally.

I think she described her meeting today as "gorgeous".

As a manager I attended a meeting today ...it was not gorgeous, it was helpful and informative and I came away from it knowing where we, as an organisation, are going with one particular aspect of what we do.

If I'd gone back and told my reportees and director that my meeting was gorgeous and gushed about the amaaaaazing people there, they would have laughed me out of the office.

At least it’s better than ‘sexy’ which she was using last week

‘Omg I’m so excited’

well calm down then

Why has a business coach hired her as a business coach?

🤯

The business coach that Yawn is coaching is Yawn’s scary client apparently because she is so good at what she does. Anyone who hires Yawn as a coach simply isn’t credible. Or perhaps she is coaching Yawn while Yawn coaches her and they pay each other and then can post about their gorgeous client without revealing the other person’s identity? Nothing would surprise me (except Yawn actually having genuine paying clients).

Did you have a gorgeous meeting, or was it merely sexy? Did you eeeeek and exclaim “omg”? Either way, I hope it was super exciting.

To be a local laughing stock must be excruciating for her!

As a “lady” who occasionally lunches in Yawnsville, the cafes she chose for her photo shoot would not have been my first choice. But she may have a limited budget and been declined permission in the more upmarket establishments.
Her choice makes me suspicious that she was hoping to bump into Uber, since she was in her backyard.

Must be so odd to run a cafe or hotel and see these women posing and having photos taken. There’s always one on the stairs, one with a coffee cup, one looking at a laptop and one with the head thrown back.
I’d burst out laughing.

Perhaps she genuinely doesn't realise that she is one, a laughing stock I mean. I don't know her but she comes across as totally self-absorbed, so she probably doesn't pick up on what others think of her, in day to day life.
Online it's obvious as it's all written down, but in real life most people try at least for neutrality rather than taking the mickey out loud.

@Spongebobette we once were on holiday in Malta and had an influencer there - constantly fluffing her hair out and doing selfies on balcony or round pool and making little videos - I think she liked the attention- but we were all thinking ‘what a narcissist’

I agree @thetemptationofchocolateI don’t think she is that aware or reflective. She is someone thoroughly and willingly schooled by MLM to believe detractors are simply envious or are failing in life because they don’t affirm her or they give her negative feedback.

However, to keep convinced of her own brilliance and that she has total adoration from her audience takes a lot of energy and her self concept seems pretty shaky. To convince herself and stay convinced her world has to keep shrinking until it contains “friends” in identical grifts, paid followers on social media, a compliant partner and those who have fallen for her current rubbish - all these people are transient apart from Mr Yawn who is now paying the bills so she can mess around. All the friendships are transactional. Everyone else is toxic. It is a psychologically precarious way to exist.

Nothing less than full on adoration and constant praise is acceptable

what a way to live

Castle is banging on about this week’s new launch which is called The Moronic School (something like that. Can’t think why my mind settles on the word moronic). I have asked a number of times if it is the same as Scamversity but I have been studiously ignored though she has responded to others who aren’t asking that question.

What can have happened? Has Scamversity had to shut up shop due to VAT on fees? Or does Bruv’s new job doing the colouring in for Apprentice Bot mean that he’s taken all the colouring pens used for Scamversity with him so Castle has to start again? Or does it take both Bruv and Castle to both workout how to spell “Scamversity” each time so, as she has seen the word “Moronic” many times before it’s easier to rebrand as that? I’m sure the word moronic does follow her around like a bad smell.

I wonder what she will be launching next week?

So on the poster for last night's Manchester event were headband and 2jags, today headband has posted pics, looks like there were potentially a max of 8 potential recruits there, none of her pictures include 2jags 🤔 2jags has bately posted anything about it. I wonder if 2jags and yawns assumed fall out means headband is trying to hide having been somewhere with her from yawn.

If you go to the Scamversity website and click join there is a big banner add covering it and it says Your page? unpause your account to remove this banner.
Looks like Bruv left the lid of his highlighter or forgot to empty the pencil sharpener or the ex witchy woo partner has cast a spell on it. Either way it's dead.

Oh dear and dragged her new recruit along to a very sparsely attended event!

@BotpottyI get this when I first go onto the site. Is this a current name for one of her scams? Biz Bombsite is a name that was used before and it didn’t end well for the previous herd of Bombshells. I wonder if she knows about the now defunct MLM by the same name. They got themselves into trouble by pretending they were donating to a women’s refuge charity. It was run by a would-be model, a nasty little ferret and sometime associate of Messiah’s and the ferret’s mother who was a coach (quelle surprise) with a fake PhD. Castle is unaware enough not to have realised all this and anyway, she doesn’t care.

Castle’s constant lives and reels are increasingly desperate and she’s had to book her and Mr C on a lovely holiday because it’s been a minute since her last treat