Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

sorry photo is now live 🙄!

Here is the current curriculum at the Fierce School of Caravan Education. This will be in place until the headteacher is forced to return home from an extended Geography Field Trip which she is documenting courtesy of Shutterstock.

As you can see it offers so much more than simple literacy and numeracy. Who needs to be able to add up and write your own name when you can simply live with intention and have a money mindset? Who needs to make friends with other children and learn about how friendships work when your Emotional Intelligence can be fast tracked by emulating two scammers who seem unable to form genuine connections with anyone? Poor children.

💡 Emotional intelligence
💰 Entrepreneurship & money mindset
🚀 How to think outside the box, rather than just tick the right one
🌍 How to live with freedom, intention, and purpose
💪🏻 How to play to your unique strengths and beat your own drum.

Yawns new 30 day manifesting yourself to be confident is coming in at the BARGAIN price of £249 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It looks like she may have overdone her own confidence manifesting and ended up manifesting delusion instead @ticktock19.

She is pretty much following to the Canva style letter what her coach does. She is even achieving the same amount of tumbleweed blowing through her posts as her coach does. I think this comes from her coach's masterclass on money manifestation: 'don't be afraid to overprice what you offer so it seems reassuringly pricey to your mug followers. That's what I've done with you'.

lol...@YouOKHun, need to follow the coach more as that's exactly what she's done and is hilarious.

Regarding juice plus, I was idly scrolling through TikTok (I had the name first 😏) yesterday and came across no less than 5 'lives' of people trying to sell juice plus. They must have paid for advertising as I'd not searched for it. Also, I found the dodgy patch company on TikTok too and a woman flogging the patches (all on special offers) and apparently she does lives most days from 1pm-4pm and then 9pm-12am for them.

From Yawns stories it looks as though in order to be confident you just need to have your dress unbuttoned to the navel and to give people a glimpse of what, at first glance, looks like your arse and/or foof.

Yeo, cos that's definitely what all the confident women at my place of work do ...not.

@OhMyGiddyAunt she has a new course out called Crack the Confidence Code. Last week's photo was her just showing us her crack in a sophisticated piece of marketing using subliminal messaging.

(And also a distraction from the cracks appearing elsewhere).

Crack is Wack.

How many side "hustles" does she now have? I've lost count

@Botpotty I didn't understand what I took to be Yoof Speak on your part, so I had to go and google Crack is Wack. Turns out I was a Yoof myself when that mural was created. I have learned something this evening and it has distracted me nicely from Yawn's rack and/or crack display.

She is getting ready for an Only Fans launch by the looks.

Why did I read that as “Foof Speak”? 🤣

I've no idea @BSintolerant how you arrived at Foof Speak. I REALLY don't want to know what Foof Speak is (if you were planning on explaining it!).

On Yawn's recent stories / Fairy Tales (I can only view via Anonymous app now) towards the end she mentions her NW Marketing role in the past tense as in "had my business"..... so I don't know what to make of this, incorrect grammar or has she truly packed it in? I suppose we'll see soon enough if the step ladder makes an appearance in Paris.

So the huge business that has approached Yawn about a collab ... what's the betting its Welsh Rarebot with her patches.

She's still friends with her as she went to her birthday party back last year.

Nurse needs to actually read up on what Mindfulness is (after all isn't that one of the many things she's coached?!?) .... sitting in front of a colouring in book whist glued to an iPad screen is not "mindfulness colouring".

Long rambling unstructured Live from Castle in which all I could glean is that she’s stepping away from the online space and creating more legacy content

no, I don’t know either

she constantly needs something new to announce and to count down to a big launch so I’m not sure she’ll be able to stick to this

Also, her double garage/ office is suddenly a homeschool space for her youngest

I did wonder if Castle was looking for a way out and her DS's needs would be a difficult reason to argue with. She doesn't need money as that's available anyway but she does need or probably wants to have a reason that doesn't make anyone think 'why is she stopping if she is so effortlessly successful?'. I expect she is exhausted with all the endless excitement she has to fake and the endless "biggest announcement ever" content she has to come up with every few days when she has nothing new to say and a decreasing audience prepared to listen. It's not like she desperately needs to make money like Yawn.

I wonder if she is going down the Peter Rachman route as her DF has been buying and doing up property presumably to rent out rather than sell.

I’m sure it’s parental money buying the houses to do up, her father does most of the renovation, Mr Castle helps with the labouring (and has been on a tiling course) and Castle chooses the colours

She is colouring in a 3 year old’s colouring book

I am intrigued. My guess is also the Flower Patch business. But she is also well known for her tall tales and it could well be made up to engage her dwindling following.
Any mainline business will back off as soon as they do due diligence.

Feedback from the “celeb” Yawn claims uses patches is a resounding ‘no’. The patch company agrees with the celeb and says Yawn’s claim is totally untrue, they were keen to distance themselves from this kind of lie and they have asked her to delete it. We will see if she does and whether this creates a load of posts about jealous haters!.

That’s interesting - how do you know this!?

Oh Yawn...

another business in a box disaster.

Yawn's desperation is really showing now, if she was really making money from unlucky girl club she wouldn't be dicking about trying to earn some money from another company....