Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

What is Nurse’s new project, any guesses?

Hope it doesn’t interfere with her shopping (‘knocking it on the head’ on Fridays)

@SpongebobetteNurse was talking about setting up a business with a friend the other day (from what I can recall), with the main goal being “to be a millionaire”. They spent ages drinking wine and discussing it apparently. No idea what it is but talking about it is the best bit as far as Nurse is concerned. The joy of the pre-launch phase before reality sends it into the Black Hole of Thwarted Dreams were the book, the coaching business and the Forever Living business can also be found.

And this is why she'll never be successful in business, she just thinks about the money and not the boring day to day stuff of running a business such as taxes, NI and VAT, when the going gets tough Nurse quits, she's totally and utterly useless...

Sending voice notes throughout the evening to her bestie is the apex - it’s all downhill from here

Today they were ‘filming’ which is apparently a clue. I fear it may be some kind of influencer nonsense like a pound shop Mrs Hinch: filming her B&M haul, doing basic cleaning and instructions on how to make a watery roast.

I think botwatchers may be doing her a disservice by making her think she’s got an audience to influence

It's just struck me that maybe the herby patch people had a brainwave and thought "hey let's get yawn the wannabe try hard imaginary next holly willobobs on to do all the ultra boring long tiktok lives so we don't have too". Quite cunning really. Keep reaching for those stars though yawn.

The mind boggles as to what Nurse's new venture is but I can see it going the same way as the coaching etc - loads of exciting planning, a launch then....nothing!

Speaking of her coaching, it's all gone quiet on that front. I'm sure she was supposed to be starting a new thing at the beginning of April?!

If you're running a high end retreat costing thousands to stay at then it's highly unlikely you would approach anyone with zero experience in that field for marketing advice. Surely you would already be established and running well if you are being described as "running" a business already.

Perhaps @Sugarplum48one particular Herby Patch director knows Yawn of old, knows the downward direction of her finances and knows that Yawn is, if nothing else, willing to slog away for very little reward these days. She also knows that Yawn has a large but precarious ego that will jump at the chance of payment free attention. Not only that but Yawn will be happy to make all the wild health claims and they can blame her for that too if TikTok tells them off.

I notice she was quite keen to get Mr Yawn to appear on screen despite some resistance from him. I wonder if that is important when he is around in order to back up the idea that he’s a kept man. It would be very unhelpful for her followers to realise he’s propping the whole thing up.

WW now has two posts up on his insta and there is zero interest. He has claimed to be gauging the level of interest for his new Blindfolded Group Gaslighting approach and it should be pretty clear to him that there is no interest, but of course gauging interest is not really why he is back.

The latest post on insta is creepy because with barely contained emotion (not sure what emotion, a mix of anger and indignation I think) he lists some general life difficulties (the things that have happened to him) and then invites others who have had difficulties and are “broken” to be helped by him in a group setting. He’s bitter and seething and is looking for people who are unhappy and vulnerable so he can get his supply from them.

Let’s hope his enforced time offline means that he won’t ever have the visibility he had courtesy of Homeschool and her FLP followers, some of whom he inherited.

I agree, he’s seething but can’t call out all the injustices he thinks have been visited upon him and that is making him seek an outlet

I see Yawn hasn't been headhunted by ITV yet.....never mind!

Don't worry she'll manifest it and be sat on the sofa with Alison Hammond next week.

One look at Yawn's Dehli Showreel will have the BBC dusting off the golden handcuffs.

Apprentice Bot is really going for it. So many different “coaching” events and so many different trainings to sign up for at a “discounted” price. All “science backed” yet strangely light on evidence and heavy on anecdotes from the cured who also happen to be selling their services at BCers.

The health claims are really outrageous. Apparently BC can “remove” suicidal thoughts, stop endometriosis in its tracks, cure OCD, help you manifest, remove money blocks, get rid of the menopause, cure personality disorders, remove depression, cure phobias, help you conceive naturally, improve your finances, help you sleep, remove ADHD, remove back pain - these are just some of the claims I saw at a quick glance and the language is “remove/cure/delete” and Apprentice Bot and disciples claim these things can happen in just one session. Bruv has moved to Manchester and is involved with this shit show.

MLM Shamen. Cruel and dangerous.

Apprentice bot is a real danger to women

Yawn: do you apologise too much? Stop apologising to reclaim your power.

YouOKHun: do you not apologise enough? Should you start apologising even though you’ve got a lot of former downlines to face and it could take some time? You could start today and be finished apologising by Christmas 2030. You won’t reclaim any power but you might be able to claw back some social capital.

18.40 yawn's live and only me on! just 1 person watching is me, how sad is that

Haha , I was on an hour ago and there were 9 viewers so she’s obviously not engaging with her audience 😏.
Mrs boring name bot has put this enticing advert out…she’s another with no interaction at all

There are 2 of us now!

Mrs Boring Brown's post will hopefully will remain tumbleweed, if I wasn't blocked I'd comment. I'd love to know how they are funding their office location it would be delicious if it was found to be a money laundering front!

‘You could earn a fortune’ 😡

No amount of forced enthusiasm can hide the fact that she’s dying inside.
TV presenter my arse, she knows she’s reduced to a performing monkey for Rarebot, with the attendant peanuts as reward.

Mrs Boring Name claiming someone joining Forever ‘could earn a fortune’ and going on to name specific sums without a proper explanation of what the “roles” really are is absolutely not allowed. The fact no one is watching doesn’t make it OK. It’s so frustrating that they continue to convince people to sign up by lying like this. Even though it’s harder for bots to recruit now, even if just one person joins it’s one too many.

I know that they are absolutely ruthless as a pair, like smiling assassins. I’ve heard a couple of stories about them that are ongoing. One person has left her senior clinical NHS position on the back of financial promises from this pair and her involvement with the Borings is currently disintegrating her marriage. That’s how they are paying for their dodgy looking shop front, her horses and the AGA, by manipulation and lying and gaslighting downlines into believing that they were lost but now they are on the road to success, leaving behind that negative husband and those former colleagues who have no vision.