Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

Extraordinary isn’t it. She must have not been thinking positively enough

She's managed to break free from her own bot potty to explain how she manifested a cheque for £156K in 2016. The obvious question is why she's not managed to manifest anything like that since then.

Yes, why is she talking about nine years ago? What she has EARNED since would be a much more accurate picture of whether FLP is a good bet and if she was capable of continuing to earn the same sort of money as FLP's own fortunes declined. Let's see the trend in her earnings 2016-2024.

She claims she manifested a cheque for £159,000.00. If it's the cheque she was waving around in 2016 it was 157,990.02 DOLLARS not GBP, so more like £117k in 2016 I think. Perhaps it was so long ago she can't remember the numbers? Or perhaps her grasp is so poor she shouldn't be advising anyone else about starting and running a business?

She also can't add up as she says she got sick Saturday morning which in normal maths is not 4 days ago!

MLM Maths, an acronym for Multi level Lying Maths.

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Today Yawn says she has ‘pretty much walked away from a 15 year career’ because she wasn’t happy but is now ‘beyond happy’

hmmm

Ah that must have been what happened when my kidneys failed and my body was poisoning itself.... 🤦‍♀️

So what does it symbolise if she's shitting her eyeballs out?

Consuming her garage stock of aloe jizz will do that.

Yawn is better now and has returned to vomiting all over social media in the usual quantities.

Deciding to spin your D&V as purging yourself of negative thoughts and emotions is an interesting take on failing to manifest abundant good health and failing to live up to that morning's announcement that 'today is going to be a good day'. One thing it isn't is a "fact". If only Yawn could work out what a fact is and what fiction is.

Castle has done yet another big announcement

get in quick everyone - I’m sure it will be worth every penny you pay her to be part of her new academy (and you might even be invited to sit at the table in her double garage!)

So if she has a new academy where are all the other students who joined the other seats of learning she has started? What's happened to Scamversity? And how does this fit in with her saying 'I'll be coming off social media for a few months'? It terrifies me that there are people out there who still think she is credible. It only takes a week or so of following her for her to start something "insane" or "even better than before". I suppose they don't smell a rat because they think she must be doing something right as she appears to be a success in the material sense. Is a shame people don't dig a bit.

she is the REAL ‘lucky girl’ isn’t she - propped up by her doting parents

how will she coach people to achieve what she says she has if they don’t have a father who is a shop fitter, a mother who is a live in domestic and parental money spent on her every whim

at least Mr Castle does an honest day’s work tiling

The universe has sent Yawn a dose of galloping yuckyitis to remind her what her arse is for. Unfortunately she’s still talking out of it.

There’s a rumour that Yawn has “reached out” (as they say in America) to Gabrielle Bernstein to co-author a sequel to Yawn’s manifesting journal called “The Universe has your Backside.” This literary masterpiece will have twice as many blank pages as her previous effort so it can be used as toilet paper to wipe away the residue of negative purging (and anything else which emerges from the Black Hole at the back end of the Yawniverse).

Yawn says she has attracted a lucrative collaboration later correcting this to a potential collaboration. Perhaps Welshbot has decided to overlook Yawn's form and offered to give her a job lot of herby Elastoplasts as long as she sticks every one of them over her mouth or she has found another scam or she has got some rescue package from FLP. Or nothing, just more lies.

Uber is still insisting they’ve celebrated International Women’s Day today, and it’s still 3 days early - what an arse!

When you've graduated from Scamversity and want to further your botucation then Castle is suggesting you join her new venture, the Moronic Growth Academy. It has the same silly-bus has that great seat of gurning that was Entrepreneursity but with the Moronic Growth Academy you get more emojis with the usual word salad, more proven strategies to go with previous proven strategies that turned out to be unproven and photos of an alleged seven figure earner who just happens to have a real six figure earner paying for all the symbols of success. What's not to love? Sign me up.

@Butterflyfluff today is International Women fleecing other Women Day. You can see why Uber would have this date fixed in her mind.

Silly me, I missed that date 😂

Seriously though, it just shows how little regard these vipers have for the truth.

Do they celebrate Christmas or birthdays 3 days early just so it fits their narrative?

Yes agree @Butterflyfluff. Uber not even getting her facts right about which day is actually IWD just demonstrates what little regard she has for other women and how the MLM "industry" in general just sees women as exploitable. Her only interest in IWD is how she might exploit it to line her own pockets.

Welsh bot should give Yawn a very wide berth, Yawn is only in it for herself, she's not doing anything out of the goodness of her heart, tailcoating comes to mind...

Perhaps IWD is moveable feast, just like everything else in the murky world of MLMs, and the Yawniverse.

Last night on the Welsh Bot's Grifter's Stickers Tiktok from 8 till Midnight was Yawns Delhi Buddy promoting the planty patches at 50% off, for FOUR HOURS!!!

(I wonder if this was Yawns collab she was hoping to front? after she visited their "factory" aka warehouse). But was overthrown by an ex nurse who can add some credence to the products, rather than F & Blind and turn them into Potty Mouth Patches.

Interestingly this same lady (I don't know her nickname) so I'll call her Delhi Buddy (better than Delhi Belly) has joined a franchise with Yawn's Coaches Twin (Crim) sister, another wooey venture aimed at kids, honestly it's so incestuous.

Rooting through it looks like Welsh Bot auditioned other bots for the role, I saw Yawn's EX BFF's Sister in law ( her surname sticks on the bottom of boats) do a piece to camera as well, but obviously didn't make the cut.

Fair play to Welsh Bot recruiting from her "Who do you Know List" of desperate Bots.

Hmmm after frantic TikTok posting at the end of last year, Yawn has gone quiet on that platform