Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

Here we go again.....

NEW FOR 2025 NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

Oh

she's got her dad spending his time and money converting her garage

coffee machine, shelving and a conference table

looks like she’s decided she needs a business venue to invite her minions to

basically she snaps her fingers and her dad gets to work

she always needs something to show off about and her parents have only got themselves to blame that they are toiling away at their age trying to keep her happy

It looks like FLP is changing the FBO FB page to only allow verified FBOs to join and if they leave the biz they will be removed from the group. That's a bit of a blow to the botwatchers.

Dammit

Yawn is due to do jury service again. Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t she do jury service last year, I know she tried to postpone it but I thought she had to go through with it in the end.
Again she has replaced her followers since then so could be lining up an excuse to have a break from trying to come up with more bullshit to post.
Otherwise she is just very unlucky to be called twice.

I bet this is a postponed one

but she’s such a liar it’s impossible to tell

Pretty sure I was told after jury service that if I was called again with a year I could turn it down

She deffo hasn't done it, I'd remember as I work in the Criminal Justice System, and Yawn on a jury is a terrifying thought. The woman has no critical thinking skills.

Isn't the daily (maximum) money you can claim as a self employed person on jury service something like £64? In which case jury service offers the chance for her to have some stable money coming in while she does colouring in. What a relief for her!

In other news, Uber really is using the youngest child to sell the lie of "time with the kids". She's beginning to make Headband look like a safeguarding expert.

I suspect you have googled it and just read the first couple of sentences. The advice is aimed at chronic alcoholics and even then the advice may not be accurate.
Alcohol and paracetamol with normal liver function is pretty safe. If your liver is damaged then paracetamol with or without alcohol caries a very small risk.

I did jury service this year. She'll use it as a platform to recruit those she's with, although when you sit and wait to be called up, that's if you are called, you sit quite quietly. I don't think her recruitment tactics will go down well in court.

Sorry somehow posted on the wrong thread. Chronic insomniac. 😂

She can take her colouring books. Not a good look

I saw that and thought wtf? Really? And then I remembered it's Yawn....

I'm feeling slightly discombobulated as Yawn has done her big Christmas fridge clean and I'm literally in the middle of doing mine...... do I have to post it on social media or will sending a photo to my bestie saying "FML" with the entire kitchen tipped out over the work surfaces do?

I’m crossing my fingers that she gets a tax fraud case, although she may be deemed unable to follow a complex fraud case. Although she is so self unaware she probably wouldn’t see the irony.
I was unaware that my profession are still exempt from jury service, although when I finally retire I may get called.

Is it a fridge clear out or have they run out of money for food. I always thought the retro smeg fridges were a little more flashy inside.

Would be interesting if she got a tax fraud case- but no way she would understand it all. That means they often get away with it which I see happen.
Criminal fraud cases are often scheduled in for 12 weeks too. Although might not last that long.

That awkward wand waving video makes me laugh so much everytime 🤣

Castle - who can never wait for anything (and would definitely fail the marshmallow test)- is sharing photos of the garage she’s getting her dad to convert into an office for her.

He’s already converted the upstairs bit into a ‘studio’ for Bruv, who never seems to use it

Not content with sharing every detail of her child's life on an open SM account, Headband is now sharing pictures of other people's six year old children on her FB. Of the 11 other children pictured at the birthday party surely one set of parents is going to be unhappy about it? I wonder how positive her response would be to a polite request to remove a photo. There again, how many of those children have parents who have been recruited by Headband?

You would have thought FLP would have included this kind of thing in their guidance about what is or isn't acceptable online in a profile that is publicly available in order to further FLP's profits. Especially as they are prepared to issue stringent guidelines when it comes to protecting themselves. If they can muzzle Yawn for her income claims can't they tell Headband (and Uber for that matter), to keep their children out of public promotion of their scam?

Enraging

I see Mr Castle is busy working as a odd jobbing tiler

nothing wrong with that of course, but if your wife is earning millions it’s a strange thing to choose to do

As part of her recent more intense push of the scam Uber wants us to know that she gives a three figure amount to charity on a regular basis. Is there no point in doing this unless people know about it?

It's a neat way of showing the minions that she can afford to be generous and of disguising her utter ruthlessness. It's great that she gives to a charity but she could just give to a charity and say nothing like many others do.