Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

Ahh blueprints

I remember Uber offering blueprints to her downline, crests by Dave O’Scammer

Yawn travels 6 hours each month for a photoshoot 🙄

I can travel 6 hrs in a day for work. I’m paid for it though. Plus it will be in a works vehicle. I’ll get expenses for food too. And put up in a hotel if needed.

And the photo shoot provides nothing more than to stroke her fragile ego. People are leaving her stupid group because it's shite.

Yawn drove to Yorkshire to have more photos taken? I can’t even begin to imagine the reasoning behind that decision

Even if she needed more photos (she didn’t) for her successful startup (it’s not) and had the money (she doesn’t) there are plenty of great photographers and studios in the actual city she lives in or the major city 40 mins away. I’m so confused.

Yes it is very bizarre. I’ve run my successful business for nearly 8 years and I have had one headshot done. I wouldn’t have time to keep having headshots, got 650 customers to look after.

And if it's the usual photographer then it's a very long way to travel for some truly awful pics. The first session produced some deeply unflattering photos full of awkward poses and eyefuls of crotch. I never want to be so intimately acquainted with Yawn's beige covered privates again, not without warning. Even if David Bailey had turned up would have been a complete waste of time and money. It reminds me of playing dressing up as a child.

Fiddling while Rome burns.

It certainly is a long way to travel for a photoshoot. I wonder if she’s visiting someone in prison?

We have the super busy on a laptop and phone super successful business woman shots this time. But what are those boots? I suddenly became reminded of Gary Glitter and his silver suit era, ultimately no one wanted to be in his gang either......

Yawn claims in the past to have spent more time planning holidays than making big decisions.
When has yawn ever planned a holiday??? Apart from the FLP work meets and even then she can't cope if things do go wrong.

I can't recall any non-flp branded trips for that family ever.

Every one of the photos is just so Huntastic and clichéd. However I am much more interested in the other photo she is sharing tonight of her yoga mat cheque from yesteryear. .

No reference to FLP but using an image she couldn't use a few months ago when she was properly in FLP, in a desperate attempt to attract unlucky bots. FLP might like to claim there is no connection with Yawn but I don't think they have put nearly enough distance there. As they have kept her in the fold whatever she does is still endorsed by FLP as far as I'm concerned. If preventing Yawn from naming FLP was to manage the TiNA problem then allowing Yawn to remain connected knowing she is still conning her downlines and recruiting people to her coaching using FLP images, shows just what a nasty company FLP is.

Those photos are really amateurish and the poses are cringe

@LeoDiCapricorn Yawn couldn’t plan a flight in an airport, let alone an entire holiday!

I see Uber's removed the post about doing the online speed awareness course.

She clearly wasn't expecting the backlash she received

you could pay Castke and Bruv £397 to spend a day with the pair of them (paying for your own travel etc on top) and getting top notch advice from her and some photos from him

they are booking in 10 people a day though so don’t think you’ll be getting more than an hour of their time

I bet if you challenged castle on asking for proof she'd wheel out yet another crayon drawn chart that bruv has drawn. They are all such lying scumbags. 10 a day my arse!!

Even when it was planned for her by FL she threw a massive tantrum....

I’ve got that classic video still on my phone, shows her true colours perfectly.

Yeah I thought that might happen, fortunately I have a screenshot.

I just loved the absolute bollocking she got.

Yawn is a keynote speaker at a Solihull networking group. 🙄

@FungusTap well done taking a screenshot. I completely agree with that person commenting. It’s so arrogant to laugh off something so serious and speaks volumes about the kind of person Uber is. There is no driver that hasn’t gone over the limit from time to time but to get caught so often and have her attitude to it is horrible and it indicates it’s probably standard practice for her.

A close member of my family was killed by a speeding driver. It was 42 years ago now but the devastation caused to my family by that driver’s decision cannot be overstated. It makes me want to shake people like her and ask them to just focus on what it would be like to have that knock on the door from the poor police officers who have to deliver the message. What if it was her son or daughter? In our case the driver was a woman rushing home because she had a dinner party to organise, so that was worth dying for wasn’t it?

I’d like to think she has taken that post down because she’s ashamed but the reason will be because of ‘negativity” and trolls and not wanting to have her renewed efforts at pushing the scam spoilt by moaners.

@Norma27 I wonder if that’s the same group she spoke to before? Last time she was a “keynote speaker” it turned out to be a chat to a handful of bewildered looking women in a small conference room who had turned up to network with each other rather than to listen to Yawn quoting from her collection of vomitous memes. Yawn’s talk was never mentioned in the networking group’s round up of events so I’d be surprised if she has been invited again unless she has pleaded with them or it’s a different group of women who haven’t had to sit through it before.

Last time it was in a pub 😂

I can’t see the yoga mat cheque post from Yawn, where is it?

I just realised how identical her current business is to FLP. I knew there were similarities but it’s completely cookie cutter.

She talks about a few simple manifesting habits to do every day in the pockets of time you have and eventually if done consistently with a positive mindset and surrounding yourself with cheerleaders you can get all your wildest dreams. Join her and other women on the same journey, be part of a likeminded small group and get some new friends. Act the part- invest in yourself by dressing how you want your future self to be, take photos showing you as your future self, post gushing about the wins in your life on social media. Be patient and do the steps Yawn tells you, go to her regular trainings, she only gets a small monthly fee for coaching you (this time it’s through your subscription rather than a cut of your profits) and everything you ever dreamed of is round the corner. If it doesn’t happen for you, you were not in the right mindset, were sabotaged by negative people and/or didn’t follow her training enough.

It’s eerie.

Fuck MLMs. I don't really know what else to say.