Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

I mean I'm happily married but if I could manifest Brad Pitt and someone equally suitable for Mr Pie I'm sure we could get a divorce. Might get in touch with Yawn and ask her advice.....

She's a expert in everything you don't need a real life qualification in. Honest to christ the women is now beyond insufferable, All that crap about trolls and bullying is a massive joke. She and her idiotic ilk need a head wobble. Whats it going go be next...I'll start a pool of bets as to what utter rubbish she spouts next...

On the stupid wand video you can see her day “like this” as she moves to the other position, stupid as well as amateurish

Oh yes a very pointed remark aimed at Uber about being with your dream partner for 27 years 👀

She can't stand the fact that uber is in her own right a success. Uber has standing in her field. Iber has money. Uber has a kid in private school. Her kids and ex BFF kids all went to good private schools and seem to have good relationships with their parents. Yawn can't stand the fact that both those women are accomplished and seen. This is something yawn desperately craves. She wants to be a someone but is a no one in a very murky piranha filled paddling pool. She needs to stop with all the utter nonsense and get a job in sales. She should go be a desk girl in a car dealership.

Dream partner? If she thinks Mr Yawn is God’s gift, I’d hate to see the booby prize.

He's a dream because he's a complete walk over. She screeches jump he goes and get the mini trampoline and tape measure whilst whimpering "how high"? To see them together is a joke. He is literally there to carry her phone tripod and ego.

I do wonder what the secret to Ubers success is.

I know there’s always a top of every pyramid. But what makes Uber, Bloodsucker etc. the ones to be there? Timing?

• timing
• some charisma
• ‘everywoman’ vibe so recruits think they can emulate her
• ability to speak to audiences ‘inspiringly’ and tell lies fluently
• being absolutely relentless in organising teams and chasing everyone up for CCs (while making it appear effortless)
• being absolutely ruthless - see Bloodsucker’s recruitment activities in Africa and Uber’s hostile move into Yawn’s territory

Uber's kids are still happy to be paraded on her social media for engagement plus she had another later in life to keep up the interest (not deliberately.... although I wouldnt put anything past her! Its that ruthless, dead behind the eyes look!).

They've also had a private education, both at uni, willing to play their part in the perfect family posts.

Yawn's kids may as well not exist! They clearly want nothing to do with her social media, neither went to public school, neither are at uni (not the be-all and end-all I know but it's something else Ubers got that Yawn hasn't ). Nearest they've got is when Yawn signed up the son's last girlfriend .

I do remember Yawn claiming that her daughter couldn’t wait to join her in business but there’s no sign of that!
Mind you she’s probably signed up as a downline to boost Yawn but just as a dummy

So along with making money, Yawn is now telling people she can guarantee they will find their dream partner!
I want to know what she'll do when neither of these things happen for people....
Or is that just the benefit of manifesting, you can blame them for not wanting it enough etc?

I remember Yawn saying that her daughter was going to follow in her footsteps, obviously total bullshit but then that's standard from her!
Pretty sure Uber posted about her oldest daughter getting a bizness in a box when she turned 18 or something but I think that was just a token gesture cos I can't see her going into FL either.

Family members are useful stooges to create phantom downlines though. The bots will sign up everyone in their family and funnel CCs through them in order to qualify for incentives and bonuses

It’s the shadow pyramid - I think the main source of Bloodsucker’s FL-related income comes from running training sessions.

Agree @BSintolerant. I think the other element in what looks like continued success in MLM might be that Uber and Bloodsucker were savvy with money when it started rolling in back in the day. They may have earned much more from the outset than some of the other "leaders" we watch or started their MLM careers with more personal money, but, aside from some expensive divorces, I get the feeling that neither of them rushed out and bought a job lot of Michael Kors handbags and a supercar. They just kept their focus on recruiting those who desperately wanted to rush out and buy Michael Kors handbags and a crack dealers style car.

Many of the others thought the money tap would never turn off and went mad, living very much in the present. And how brief the good times were! There was barely time to enrol the children in an expensive prep school or take on a mortgage or loan before the decline started. The graveyard of bots' shattered dreams contains many names, not just the ones who bet on FLP.

2Jags is delivering a revelatory Live on "raising your scarf game". This can be done (and I hope this isn't too much of a spoiler) by simply tucking one end into the loop around your neck!! The woman is a genius. I'm just disappointed with myself that my first thought was that I wanted to raise the scarf game by grabbing the two ends of the scarf around her neck and pulling them both until the Poundland influencer was no longer able to post such bilge.

I fear there will be more diversification of this type from 2Jags as she was gurning away insta-style in a clip a few days ago.

Desperate for content much?

Is uber taking the piss with her diamond pen? 😂

Was she waving it around like a magic wand? 😉🪄

@Norma27 probably. Especially as she has used her Diamond Pen to write out a quick list covering most of Yawn's Unlucky Club content. And as Uber says, 'none of the things on the list are anything new to HER: meditation, gratitude, journaling, podcast, gym'. She's offering training on all this guff for free in her Diamond Pen Group.

Meanwhile over on FB Yawn is out with Mr Yawn as there's nothing on daytime telly and is skating about on thin ice (this time literally). I expect she will check Uber's insta later and we will then see some posts about others being toxic.

I know we are here for serious matters especially as an ex bot but my god these lot are entertaining. It’s like a docusoap.

Just had a wee look at Uber’s page

it’s much more engaging than anything Yawn puts out. Shiny and aspirational rather than desperate

Yes it's far more sleek...

Uber is actively pushing yawn out isn't she! Her content is better, more engaging, sharp and professional whilst not being smattered with the usual profanity that yawn spews. Yawn is in real trouble. 78 victims left from the previous 90+ she initially had. The clock is really ticking for yawn.