Botwatch 84!!! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

[Spongebobette]

New Fred!

Not much leaves me speechless but that video on fb of yawn pretending to be Beyonce with the fan is quite honestly the most cringe thing I've seen in a long time. Her facial expressions were/are just 🤮🤮. What in the he'll is wrong with her? And ffs not the fat thin pics again. How many times must we be subjected to the same boring shite. She must be really bored. Just get a job yawn.

Maybe Onlyfans is her next stab at making some cash.

Yawn and the fan is just more content from her that is purely hot air! She looks a tit but there are always one or two toadies who shore up her delicate self esteem by commenting which means she doesn't have to think about the silent majority who are tutting or laughing. Many of the irritated/amused/cringing audience will be her fellow bots and very possibly some of her downlines. So not just botwatchers thinking she's both desperate and deeply silly.

And the ridiculous insta post where she's banging on about don't fake it till you make it, she apparently doesn't believe in that. Oh no she then ironically starts spewing utter shit about making yourself pretend that you ate successful and do what your bad ass self would do, ie pretending to be something you're not. Yawn you really are a very stupid and misguided lady..just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.

I have to admit I’m a bit confused. Surely she’s claimed before that she’s achieved everything she wants and is only interested now in helping others. Debt free, six figure earner, dream house, luxury cars?

so who is this successful, badass Yawn she has to pretend to be?

Every week nurse posts about how she's wfh with her son there. I'm so surprised she's allowed to do this, where I work you still need to have childcare, as you literally cant do your job and occupy a child for an entire day. Wfh with a child is literally for your childcare is ill so it's that or be off, or child was sent home from school and no alternative. But you wouldn't be expected to make confidential calls to patients with them present.

All is not well at Avon www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/aug/13/owner-of-avon-in-uk-files-for-bankruptcy-in-attempt-to-offload-1bn-debt

Fierce is claiming to have found her dream home in Portugal so that will be one to monitor and when she reveals the luxury home we can all get busy with image reverse and AirBnB searches to find who the real owner is.

What has Portugal done to deserve both Fierce and the new healthcare gurus (Wig and Sleaze). BTW if you're worried about the NHS you can relax as there is now an alternative system you can pay into via Sleaze.

Wig says it's all a matter of self-care. I asked her what would happen if I'd done a lot of self-care but I still needed a heart operation (like Sleaze did). Her response was that it's about self-care mainly and did I know Big Pharma is trying to kill me? I said I thought killing me was probably not the plan of Big Pharma, even if it's a less costly option for the healthcare system. She missed the point and then said something about sheep and Covid. So I'm still not sure how their "health and wealth care" system works.

So Uber' house move isn't downsizing due to an expensive divorce, oh no not at all ....its called "buying a lock up and leave"

I wonder what Yawn's positive spin on selling the thatch will be?

Yes, we all want a lock up and leave property and the only possible way I can see is to buy a property, lock it and go on holiday, thereby creating a property that is lockup and leave. There is no need to hand a few hundred thousand pounds to a disgruntled ex first.

She doesn't need to justify her smaller house but I expect being in FLP means any obvious downsizing has to be managed in case it's seen as a sign by the bots. The pressure to be constantly winning must be exhausting.

The phrase 'lock up and leave property' reminds me of other sillinesses such as the ridiculous concept of being "beach body ready"; all you need is the body you've got, a bucket and spade and a beach and your body is ready for the beach.

I lock up and leave my house almost every day

does that make me successful and happy?

Yawn will claim it’s time for someone else to enjoy the mouldy thatch.
But I think it’s unlikely as Zoopla has estimated it’s now worth far less than they paid for it. So they’re stuck.

@OhMyGiddyAunt if Yawn goes down the lock up and leave route I hope it will be

'I've finally been locked up so I've had to leave the Thatch'.

In Yawn's case it will be a so called temporary home while she and Mr Yawn search for the Spanish villa, manor house, townhouse in a local spa town etc, which will naturally turn out to be hard to find 'when you're spending so much money'. Or she won't have to sell up because a certain elderly comfortably off relative will come to the rescue in the nick of time and this will be explained as proving the haters wrong because FLP is successful. Whatever happens her financial demise will be down to FLP and her financial saviour (if one appears) will be down to another income source.

Her family has money. She won’t end up in a small terrace

Yawn's family are not wealthy at all although that's what she'd love everyone to believe! They're just normal, ok so they own a patch of woodland, that's no big deal as you can buy woodland very cheaply nowadays. I think if her family were minted Yawn would bang on about it non stop in her posts but she doesn't, I also think her family would help her pay off her massive 200 grand Directors loan but they don't, instead the amount keeps on increasing each year!

It's certainly true that Yawn would use any hint of wealth to further her story of success. She was very quick to put her relative's retirement apartment all over SM using photos to imply the relative owned the whole building.

Yawn is ridiculous and it would remain mildly amusing but for the fact her lies are fooling people into believing financial success is possible and easily achievable if they want it enough. What's worse is this complete misrepresentation is fully endorsed by FLP.

I stand corrected!

someone once said her parents subsidised her but I may be misremembering

I know Castle's parents probably do...

Not sure what went on with my post!

That rings a bell with me too @Spongebobette and I guess the perception of someone else as wealthy is dependent on the observer's own situation! Those that have some RL knowledge of the bots through living in the same area or having some history with them probably have the best idea which I guess might be @AbbeyGrange's position.

It is strangely bot free in my local area these days (or at least very much toned down) since the pandemic which seemed like such a bonanza for the MLMs but won them some disastrous push back. However, the Yawnsville area seems to be teeming with them. Can some of the local botwatchers get together and kettle them into the river S?!

the image of a river full of thrashing piranhas leaps to mind!

Oh god. Why would you share such personal information about anyone, yawn? 😫

I presume you're talking about this @hurlyburlywhirly, I literally just screenshot it as I was so horrified at it being used as a 'publicity' feature 🤦‍♀️

OMG

That was my reaction too, just hideous