Botwatch 84!!! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

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New Fred!

I didn’t know you could manifest dream children.

Her tips on declurring are something you could read in Take A Break.

Now if yawn says you can conjour up dream kids using woo magic then it must be true. Are you manifesting hard enough??

This whole thing with Yawn is so low rent, how can she quickly learn graphic design and then offer it in the unlucky girl group, the mind boggles. It’s another example of how MLM gives them a false sense of their worth. How can she help people when she’s just stating the bleeding obvious.

It's the Castle route of spending a couple of mornings learning something and then deciding you can sell it to your subscribers.
Yes yes to all the posters saying that she won't/can't create enough content to make this viable. She needs a lot of brand new content every single month; nobody is going to pay £22 for a glorified chat page. At least Castle/Fierce created a model where subcribers can work through different modules online which vaguely made it worth something. This is just an FB group.

She thinks people will pay £22 a month to have access to her, basically

She makes herself way to accessible as it is. You would need your head testing to pay to listen to what she already spews out.

It's all very rushed, it's like she's gone in to panic mode

My guess is that they've done their self assessment for the last tax year and are now shitting themselves. I only know this because I did the same to get ahead of the deadline, and am now wondering which child to sell into slavery as a result.

Both @dickiedavisthunderthighs. It's important to treat each child in the same way.

Whatever the reasons and let's face it HMRC has to be at the top of the list (or should be), there is panic in the air. For a woman who knows all about attracting abundance Yawn sure looks stressed in her brief video taken while out with the dog and Mr Yawn, who she says is messing about with two balls, not his own obviously she says. Yes, well, obviously one isn't his. What's he doing knocking about on a Tuesday afternoon? I hope he has a job to go to.

Anyway, the smile is a rictus grin, it doesn't reach her eyes and there is doubt there. She's clearly knackered so attracting pockets of time isn't going well. The best place for a pipe dream is safely on the horizon - doing courses, daydreaming about your future lifestyle (not your life), having a photoshoot, making wild promises about it all, having launches. Yes, that's the best bit. However it's getting less fun and this time next week it will all be over.

Dealing with HMRC and making sure you're GDPR compliant must be very tedious when you have photoshoots and positve affirmations to do, gets right in the way...

No doubt she is receiving messages from Leona Helmsley in the spirit world who said "only little people pay taxes"

If I had joined yawns 'pre' launch lucky girl weightloss (flogging C9's) group and she then posted a picture of us all on a zoom with her to her stories then I'd be livid with her. Absolutely no thought to peoples privacy/ feelings...its just all about her

Omg those poor women, esp Scotbot who she’s exploited by filming her demonstrating burlesque on Zoom - I’m sure Scotbot thought she was just taking a photo (which is bad enough)

have these women all paid the £22 or is this the it’s pre launch group?

I think that's the pre launch group where a C9 was the entry requirement, some are her down line though so probably already had numerous C9s lying around

Bet they had to buy a new one 🙄

So....on my way to snap pics I think I passed boring name bot himself, he was on the phone but as I passed him, I heard him say, 'monthly rankings are down' which is what got my attention. I've only seen pics of him but the hair and face looked similar so think it could have been. If it was him then he's another that's not on the flappy eagle retreat cruise with uber and 2jags.
Anyway, disappointingly the shop is still there proudly displaying a range of products through the door BUT on a positive note, the lights were on, reception desk was being manned by someone but there was absolutely no one else in there whatsoever

Great bit of field sleuthing, @ticktock19 !
Good that there were no takers at the time you were there, but I can't help but get the same vibe from the empty shop that you get from various salons and nail bars that don't appear to have a clientele and are in fact merely vehicles for money laundering...

Thank you @Twentytwentyhindsight, I called in to M&S food whilst there so it made the journey worth it.
Thats a very good point about the very similar, always empty salons / barbershops that keep opening and you could be absolutely right

Not one single person has commented on yawns insta post. She is going he'll for leather on the lucky crap isn't she. She'll have to start doing cart wheels or such like to get attention as she's getting little to no engagement thus far.

Good work @ticktock19! I can't decide whether it looks like an "American sweet shop/Turkish Barber", a community hub (it's definitely not community spirited), a job centre or the HQ of a sinister anonymous looking cult. I'm glad it's empty and I suspect the premises might be a bit of a millstone around the Boring couple's necks.

I was getting strong ML vibes as soon as I saw that! Amazing work @ticktock19

Fierce has suddenly launched a huge bloody website with her latest witchy-woo offering, the usual Clickfunnels bollocks, and a price tag of £500 deposit and £750 A MONTH for six months. Oh Yawn, you are but a mere amateur.

Is Fierce's offering meant to be reassuringly expensive? I don't know which way to turn, Lucky Girls, Witchcraft, there just seem to be so many ways to get the cosmic cash machine to start spitting out money. What I can't understand is why both Fierce and Yawn are scrabbling about when they could just manifest a different life.

In other news £22 Bot is getting very vocal about her focus on raising money for a charity that collects bras etc to send to women in poverty in the UK and overseas. I do not trust £22 Bot at all. It wouldn't be the first time she has used a good cause to raise her FLP profile. I hope it's not the case this time. One to watch.

HOW MUCH???

The more I see of Yawn's professional photos from the photoshoot the more shocked I am - they really are not very good or very flattering ... the clothing, the angles, the poses, the technical elements of the photos, the sheer naffness (plastic wand anyone?!)....

They just scream cheap, tacky and, most all, desperation!