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New Fred. Definitely this time!

I’d love to be a fly on the wall at Nurse’s parents where she is today with her sister and family - when they discuss how her business is going….

Specsaver bot might want to proofread Yawn's posts before she copies them. According to both of them the 4 day cleanse bollocks goes half price tomorrow which is apparently the 27th January! 🤔😂

Nurse thinks she’s had a break from social media? I think she’s posted something every day!

I can’t believe that nurses son had his iPad with homar Christmas dinner…. It leads me to a new potential theory about how she affords everything (or it May just be insanely shit parenting). If he has some kind of diagnosis (autism etc) then she could get dla for him which would mean she could claim universal credit with no expectation to look for work. Leaving her free to dabble in her “business” with no need to make it a paying concern….

I’m not comfortable commenting on SEND matters

but the paper plates and wrapping paper table cloth made me 👀

I was racking my brains as to where that photo was taken. I never go into Primark and the only other shop with escalators is M&S.
I suppose it explains her vast wardrobe though, particularly the huge collection of “wife beater “ vest tops ( my DS’s descriptive for vest tops).

If I was in Primark and saw those two posing for a selfie at the bottom of the escalators I'd think what a pair of 🔔⬅️ it's hardly Gucci or Tiffany's

I might be wrong but I reckon if there was anything going on with mini nurse, we would have heard about it by now. It's probably just a habit she's got into with the iPad at every meal.
Someone like Nurse will see Castle, 2jags and even Uber sharing stuff about their kids so will think it's a great idea. She goes on about being honest etc on her socials but I don't think we really needed to know her kid had a tantrum on Christmas morning.

When you are 10 (I think turret is 10?) the last thing you want is your mum crashing into your room filming you

and posting it on social media

🙄

Anyone else spot Castle's claim that a woman recognised her in an airport and came to ask about her planners. If there was everything that merited the "I'll take things that didn't happen for $100" meme, it has to be that.

@Angrymum22 l recognised the top notch photo location immediately.. I doubt they were mobbed by the adoring "fans" she delusionally thinks she has. Seriously who takes a selfie in primark and coats it with the simpering post?? Oh yep Yawn!! It's beyond uncomfortable viewing

Ha! The law of reaction. Yawn has been sales shopping in M&S today. If I say that my favourite place to have coffee or lunch when out shopping is Harvey Nichols I wonder if she will react.

Yawn has done a live from the passenger seat of the not-a-white-Rangey because she’s having a spot of bother with her C9 link and says that some orders haven’t been assigned to her and “if you’re worried your order hasn’t gone through me don’t worry because I’ve got the IT department on to it”. I think she’s the worried one! I bet she’s been screeching at Mr Yawn all day.

Her whole “strategy” is based on milking people’s desire to be slim in the New Year using lies about the FLP products’ influence on her own weight loss. If she can’t exploit the members of the cleanse club right now then she’s in trouble because the weight loss scam window closes during January as people who’ve emptied their wallet to buy the C9 etc realise it’s a fad. The last thing she needs is order problems; 2024 is going to be hard enough for bots like her!

Yes! Such obvious bullshit. For all the paragraphs, capital letters, emojis, exclamation marks and shrieking about the planner being the best ever, she’s had a distinctly lacklustre response, as tends to be the case on her posts which talk specifically about the planner.

Perhaps all the fans are not looking at FB because they have built a shrine to Castle next to the bogs in a regional airport and are all queuing up there waiting for her image to appear on the skirting board* as a sign they’ll all be millionaires by February just by doing as she says and writing “I’ll be a millionaire by February” in their new planner? Or perhaps not many are interacting with her post because nobody really gives a fuck about her planner because they can buy a planner elsewhere for under a tenner with no bullshit attached?

*Father Ted reference

If the sale isn’t allocated to her it ‘causes all sorts of problems with support’

ie she doesn’t get the commission

Has Yawn given her C9 victims the wrong link or has Forever Fibbing stiffed her a little bit more? If she had her own business she wouldn’t have to worry about such things.

If these people put half as much into a 'normal' job- I reckon they would make as much. There are 45k a year digital marketing jobs out there and they would be well up on that I would have thought. I think the biggie is they want to be 'known' they like being a big fish in their own small pond with as few hours as possible-

I wonder if Nurse is going to share her ‘manifestation board’ that’s she’s going to spend a couple of days on

More likely she has over estimated her sales. She would have no access to information regarding which bots are allocated which sales. Probably lots of her group are making positive noises but haven’t actually placed an order. Payday is tomorrow, the special offer wasn’t really thought through by head office. Or maybe it was, discounting when people haven’t the funds is not as big a loss leader. I bet the discount stops after 1/1/24.

That would make sense @Angrymum22 - interesting!

I’m sure Yawn will have a very happy new year. How many years ago was it when Yawn was crowing that she’d be a millionaire who could afford to retire in five years time?

Even at half price the 4 day cleanse thing still isn't that cheap especially at this time of year when people have just spent for Christmas.

I hope Nurse does share her manifestation board. Although I doubt it will have on it what she really need which is some paying clients! Or a proper job!

So what about the poor muppets that recently bought the cleanses at full price after being guilt tripped into doing one post Xmas ?

Good point!!

Hi I’ve been reading these threads for a while now. I’ve got an acquaintance who is an ambassador for beyond B……. (Not sure if we are allowed to put the whole company name). The CEO is Dan who was
in charge at JP. Also James L who I think was also involved in JP.

just watched some interesting videos on Til tok about how unclear their earnings are. Anyway they have a reward trip to Portugal early next year.

Hello @toomanyhobbies - you can name and shame the companies but we’re not allowed to refer to anyone involved with them by name or by using initials which is why we have to create nicknames and cryptic crossword-like clues to identify them.

How is Juice Plus doing in the UK these days?