Botwatch-80-the-latest-thread-in-a-very-long-series-about-the-deceptions-practised-by-mlms-unbelievably-people-are-still-being-hooked-in-by-these-schemes-where-97-of-those-who-join-lose-money

[MarchXX]

New Fred. Definitely this time!

Blimey, it is all such a come down from those glory days

All your Abba favourites with a hint of added Aloe:

Money Money Money (your’s is all in Gregg’s back pocket)
I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do (well start saying no to your upline)
I am a Marionette (ain’t that the truth)
Chiquitita (solo performance by Yawn as she’s fluent in Spanish)
Dum Dum Diddle (nothing else to say here)
Disillusion (the feeling you get after Leaping to London)
I have a [pipe] Dream
Gimme Gimme Gimme (all your money, hope and social capital)
The Name of the Game (Extortion)
On and On and On (why is FLP still going?)
Our Last Summer (let’s hope so)
Should I Laugh or Cry (do you really need to ask?)
Super Trooper (it would be better to have quit while you were ahead instead of being such a trooper but OK)
Take a chance on Me (I’d rather back the three legged horse in the 3.30 at Doncaster)
Voulez Vous… (can I just stop you there, I don’t want any Aloe or debt)
The Winner Takes it All (that reminds me, how is Bloodsucker?)
SOS (don’t expect FLP corporate to hear your cries)

So Yawn has admitted that the last few years she has been LYING , no s**t shurlock !! So all those years she has been bleating on about how successful she is was all a lie , why can’t people see what a nasty piece of work she really is !!

@BSintolerant you have competition!

@Spongebobette The winner takes it all!

@YouOKHun - brilliant! 🤣🤣

Because I'm a nosy cow, I've just had a scan through FLP UK Accounts.

Admittedly I am not an accountant but the following jumped out at me:

Sales decreased by 19%.
They are pushing recruitment (obviously...)
The profit for the year was just over £396,000 down from £582,798.
The directors remuneration was £98(!) vs £18,117 in the previous year.

I totally understand why people want to earn extra money, it's financially tough at the moment. But Forever Living is not the answer (neither are Arbonne, Younique, Juice Plus, Tropic, Temple Spa, Usborne...)

To anyone thinking of getting drawn into the MLM world - please don't. You will lose money which is precisely the opposite of why you are considering it.

You will not find riches in Network Marketing - that ship sailed long ago.

If Castle hadn’t “retired” from Forever Fibbing you could have added “Hob Dancing Queen” to the playlist.

”See that knob, on the hob, digging the dancing Queen…”

OMG just watched one bot’s story from yesterday. The karaoke was appalling but it did reveal that this wasn’t a UK only event. Numbers were significantly bolstered by European bots. I suppose they were lured by the appearance of the organ grinder.
Yawn is defo not popular. The applause was embarrassing.
As for her latest post, we are obviously in store for turbo social media posting. She’s going to have to pull her finger out if Uber is moving into her territory.

What surprised me about the FL event was lack of showing off the insanely lush hotel rooms they were put up in. Normally you get a full guided tour but I haven’t seen any this time. Were they shoved in the local Premier Inns as a cost cutting exercise?

We need a new thread!!

No they travelled down by train early morning and got the last train back in the evening. To be fair the train service from Yawnsville to London is good.
The company obviously were not stumping up for accommodation.
Did anyone spot the UK karaoke entry. I spotted someone in a red dress singing an Amy Winehouse number, looked suspiciously like Uber.

@Angrymum22 Uber as Amy Winehouse…what was she singing? Back to Black?! The bots would love that but alas they’re all staying firmly in the red.

I’m sure even Uber is feeling the pinch and the new abode in Yawnsville will cost a more modest sum. I’m sure she’s well aware that while her eye was off the ball things have gone downhill at FLP and there needs to be some significant belt tightening disguised as a fresh start.

Yes and that’s a 19% decrease on a decrease the year before and the year before .. I can’t be bothered to look at previous years’ accounts but the trajectory is downwards

It wasn’t Uber it was one of Castle’s exbff downline.

Yawn lost the passion because its a scam. She wrnt back to it because she's in too much debt and won't lower herself to get a real job like the rest of normal population

😂 and Castle needs to do something drastic to draw attention to herself because she’s having a lonely old time over in the Airbnb. Would there be anyone willing to dance on her hob when liking her posts is too much effort?

I don’t know about anyone else but I bother less and less to look at her content (such as it is) and even Bruv’s brightest felt tip pens and colouring in within the lines is no pull. Low engagement is now the norm for her. The planner has disappeared from view. She desperately needs a new scam or another Fierce to prop her up for a few months. She’s not so much a knob on a hob these days, but a pleb on the ebb.

I have started thread 81. Will try to do a link here.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/money-matters/5000738-botwatch-81-the-latest-thread-in-a-very-long-series-about-the-deceptions-practised-by-mlms-unbelievably-people-are-still-being-hooked-in-by-these-schemes-where-97-of-those-who-join-lose-moneyreply132692556

here it is!

botwatch-81 - the-latest-thread-in-a-very-long-series-about-the-deceptions-practised-by-mlms-unbelievably-people-are-still-being-hooked-in-by-these-schemes-where-97-of-those-who-join-lose-money