MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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Keep the awesome discussion going :)

@Spongebobette quite right. She’s basically moniitizing her sister’s death under the cover of being “real” or raising money for charidy. The latter wards off critics who don’t feel they can call her out. I will always feel for her and her family for the loss of her sister but the use of this sad event for engagement and cash is distasteful. No wonder the BiL is distant.

Sorry to hear about your bereavement Sponge x

Nurse’s Live is the best tragicomedy I’ve seen in a while. I haven’t watched it all but how’s this for a taster?

”I’ve experimented with the smaller manifesting goals. For example I’ve tried it with car parking. Instead of driving round and round getting more and more annoyed there is no space, I have started manifesting a space while I’m still driving to the car park. And do you know what? Sometimes a parking space appears, not always but about 90% of the time!”.

That, my friends, is the power of manifesting! (Caveat: manifesting a car parking space works better on a rainy Tuesday evening after the shops have shut and a nuclear warning has sounded for people to stay indoors or there is a a pandemic or something. Results may vary if you’re manifesting a parking spot at 4pm on Christmas Eve).

Sorry, correction.

”when I manifested a parking space I would drive around and 90% of the time there would be NO parking place, then after driving around for a while someone would reverse out of a space and if I happened to be nearest I would get somewhere to park!”

This is of course VERY different to what was happening before she began manifesting, which was this:

“before I started manifesting I would drive around and 90% of the time there would be NO parking place, then after driving around for a while someone would reverse out of a space and if I happened to be nearest I would get somewhere to park.”

And THAT is the power of manifesting Huns!

@YouOKHun also leaving the NHS has been on her goal board for ages and she had April as the target date. She revealed she has been on sick leave for 11 months and handed her notice in. That evidence of manifestation apparently.

Also this nugget. 'So if manifestation works why isnt everyone a millionaire?' Apparently it's because they haven't tried hard enough at it. Everyone can but you need to put effort in.

So there you go. Straight out the MLM playbook. The entire world could be millionaires if you just weren't so lazy and you had cut pictures out of magazines for your goal board.

To be fair the jobs she is applying for sound fabulous and use the skills she has. She applied for them though. Not manifested.

Where are you all seeing Nurse's posts? The last fb post I can see is Dec'22 and the link to her Insta says user not found. Is it because you're still following her from before?

I've never interacted with her to get blocked

@NormalForNuneaton nor have I but she's blocked me 😂

Same here.

Also Yawn has blocked me on her Insta, never interacted with her as my interest was for amusement purposes only, but I guess it’s easy for her to review her audience on that platform.

I guess Nurse must have blocked people that she could see had viewed her Insta stories as I used to be able to see those.

Block your audience. Great business move there Nurse!

Fear not though, those of you who have missed her exciting lives about doing the washing, picking the boy up from school etc whilst "literally" putting on her make-up there's still a way round it .....just Google 'story viewer instagram'. You can watch anonymously even if blocked.

Insta is the link on FB but 38 not 39

Insta the same but 38 not 39. Most of it is still as you described! But in much much much more detail

She still doesn't come up if I search with 38 rather than 39 so I've definitely been blocked then. Never mind I can see her through the anonymous viewing sites .

Having the wrong Insta name on the link on her FB page is another great business move Nurse😬

She ‘literally can’t wait’ for anything

On Instagram. First three letters of the machine you use to do sums. Full second name. 38.

Everything is on stories.

I'm totally blocked on FB but could get on her manifestation group.

I’m a member of “Manifest your bestest Life” on FB and that’s where I’m seeing the output along with the rest of her tiny audience of (most likely) other bot watchers.

@benten54 exactly, the good things that happen to her are due to direct action not manifesting. I haven’t got as far as her job applications yet. If she still has the idea of being a CBT therapist then I can’t think how that can work alongside all the magical thinking. She must have a very conflicted mind.

Straight out of the MLM playbook as you say. She’s a really good example of how the Law of Attraction manipulates people. Manifesting is all well and good but if life goes really wrong for someone the ingrained idea that they are somehow responsible for attracting tragedy, illness or some of the other big negatives that can happen to anyone is very psychologically damaging. It’s the very opposite of the psychological robustness all these “coaches” in network marketing claim their “positivity” produces.

Yes of course - manifesting is all very well when it means you find a parking space (massive eye roll) or something good happens
but when something bad happens does it mean it’s your fault for attracting it????

My god I have just searched for manifest your best life groups on FB and there’s millions

Apparently it does. If you’re on a plane and it crashes, there’s a famine and you can’t eat, or your the victim of genocide the law of attraction says it’s your fault.

Or the fault of all those around you for giving out negative vibes...

Yes @Twentytwentyhindsight if the plane is in trouble it’s the fault of the pilot who is pissing around following a load of intense training and well established protocols when they simply needed to visualise a smooth landing and get out their vision board with photos of shiny planes, brand new pilot caps and pictures of the first class lounge at Heathrow!

It reminds me of that sublime episode of the IT Crowd where Douglas gets into 'Spaceology' and cosmically orders (buys) whatever he wants.

Nurse never learns does she? I ran out of sympathy for her a long time ago, like someone said up thread, she's lazy and wants loads of money coming in without having to do any work, what a joke. She lurches from one disaster to the next.

I see Bruv has had his father slaving away to sort out his ‘office’ in his sister’s garage. So he’s moved home then, perhaps paying rent in London was getting a bit expensive

Not much to show for his successful career in NWM, has he?

so typical to share a video with his dad’s ‘builders cleavage’, what an absolute piece of shit he is

Fierce has turned of her comments!! They just hate being called out don't they!!

Must be quite tricky to keep on top of the social media and delete unwelcome comments (although I thought she had a team?!)

There is a somewhat unhappy thread in AIBU started by a woman whose partner has quit his job and borrowed money from his parents to become a "life coach", with neither skills not talent. Nor, apparently, any business plan either.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4774468-dh-thinks-i-only-love-him-for-money?