MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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Keep the awesome discussion going :)

Where has she turned off her comments? People can still comment on Facebook.

According to Castle there's "Something Amazing Coming Soon"

Rinse and repeat .....

How many times can she announce this before her minions think "WTF, didn't she say this before and what a pile of shit that turned out to be?"

She doesn’t have any rabbits left to pull out the hat

There is still PLENTY of material for Castle to wheel out. Here is just a selection of possibles (with added graphic design input from Bruv):

sometimes I get a bit of fluff caught between my TOES
on a Tuesday you can guarantee the next day will be WEDNESDAY
I wash my PANTS on a 40° wash
Sometimes I hit snooze on the alarm clock
I don’t like rice pudding
I can’t buy leeks in the local supermarket
I sometimes wonder what it’s like to be a grown up

if you think that isn’t worth £39 a month then you need to do something about your minDseT* *Huns.

Brilliant!

Where can I find a list of all these people you talk about with all the nickname s?

There’s no list. We’re not allowed to name people. But we can give hints as to work it out.

Ah ok can I have hints for castle and nurse please?

Castle: First name same as a book by Jane Austen. Second name a profession that makes barrels (or a comedian who wore a fez)

Nurse: First name same as the Princess of Monaco, second name same as musician who famously bit the head of a bat and who is married to Sharon.

So is Bruv living with his parents in their caravan in castles garden

Second clue first name is the one born in 1957. Otherwise you’ll get wrong name!

I see Uber isn’t on the Forever global leadership team this year

Japan seems to be where it’s at this year. I saw a 25k qualifier from Japan (blood sucker is a 7.5k qualifier for context

And going to the gym with his mum and sharing film of her all hot and sweaty SO HILARIOUS YOU MAN CHILD

Wonder where the UK will come in the global rankings?

Hopefully bottom.

MLM does not stand for Millionaire Lifestyle in a Mansion.

I really don't know how these bots sleep at night. Their lies and fakery are utterly criminal.

although I do like Yawns lipstick...-

the chairman’s bonus will be interesting, what did Uber qualify at I wonder.

Castle was getting her nails done before she goes on holiday. She needs one poor love with how hard she works 🤣🤣

Thank you!

Castle was doing a zoom last night for Scamversity with a glass of wine. When I was at Uni I would have been majorly pissed office my tutor was necking the vino whilst conducting a seminar.

Whilst yawn proclaims that 14 Yrs in flp has been her financial saviour. Even though she's skint. Hubby is back to a JOB. THE whole gaslighting scam/scheme isn't even a mlm, it's just SAD

Apparently in Bali there will be no cheques, no announcement of bonus awarded, they're not even allowed to post their amounts on social media according to a vid on the FLP FB page.

Hmm....its almost as if they have something (or nothing!) to hide

That’s a pity. At least Yawn will be able to dust off her invisible cheque for all to see.

Really? What’s the reason they have given for that?
it’s usually such a big feature of the Global Rally

That speaks volumes.
The whole rally is built around those cheques, it really is.
They are definitely rattled. Maybe the UK isn't the only country where the fl biz is in freefall.....
Uber not being on GLT - wow, that ain't good!