MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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Keep the awesome discussion going :)

Yawn handily explaining why Japan tops the leaders at the mo

Bloody hell if all the Japanese bots are drinking 3 bottles a day they dont need any customers... just keep receruiting, no need to actually sell any product.
oh, wait....😄

If the top Japanese bot got 25k credits - I don’t think bloodsucker ever got that high ?

I always wondered why Japanese toilets were so luxurious & sophisticated.
If they're drinking that much gloop they must spend most of their days on them...

3 bottles of aloe a day? I bet they're never off the toilet!

Can I just wheel out this mug which is more precious to me than the finest Meissen. I came up with the words - it was a brief and rare moment of anti MLM fuelled inspiration - all other good ideas/output etc of the Coalition was/is down to others - I just want to emphasise that! In the end we decided merchandise wasn’t a good plan and might be misunderstood as seeking to profit when all we wanted to do was get the message out there. So this is a rare item and, amazingly, has yet to be smashed by my son. Anyway, here it is:

And the other side.

@YouOKHun Genius!
Such a shame you decided against flogging them, I'm going to have to get my own made...

That’s a collector’s item for sure!!

what does ‘get these last bits out’ mean, Yawn

such a weird and unhealthy attitude

Perhaps I should get a short run made up with “Botwatch” on one side on one of those sites that print stuff on every conceivable item and leave them there for botwatchers to purchase for a small fee on a non-profit basis?!

I love that mug!

As for 3 bottles of aloe jizz a day?! You'd shit your eyeballs out 😵‍💫

Yawns son is working at a garden centre. Wonder if the dog walking business has gone to pot

“I know I was holding water & stodge - so after cleansing for 1 day, I’m feeling fabulous

Another day will get out all of these last bits out & then I’ll be entering the next phase - getting my body back to a healthy level - that will take 7 days

I’ve got so much aloe jizz flowing through my body - I feel out of this world”

I do like a bit of hun science. “Cleanse with aloe jizz to get the last bits of stodge out”. That £9.99 internet nutrition course is paying off Yawn. I presume “getting the bits of stodge out” is hun-speak for “I’ve drunk so much Aloe that I can now shit through the eye of a needle”. What’s with all this “cleansing” using aloe anyway? Does she keep her liver and kidneys in a box so they remain uninvolved in the process?

Eeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!! I love that mug @YouOKHun !

Is Yawn contemplating colonic irrigation or merely talking Botshite again?

This sounds interesting and relevant to MLM https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0fcky7w?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

@PieonaBarm l bet l can guess the garden centre as well...

Just clocked yawns sons gf insta. Beyond shocking how exploited she is by yawn. Its criminal how photoshopped pic's of yawn are and those crass distasteful money shots ate just plain awful. How any one of that young girls age are taken in by this is a head doer. Shame on you yawn.

That looks really interesting @YouOKHun, it's co written with Jamie Bartlett who did the excellent Crypto Queen / One Coin podcast/ book

Just seen mini yawns latest insta post - that's a very sad post for an 18yr old who should be having the time of their life rather than worrying about body shape / depression/ severe money anxiety.
You're a nasty nasty predator Yawn and should be utterly ashamed for getting a young adult to focus on those issues just to make you money

Yawn is obsessed with money and how she looks, it's no wonder her kids focus and have issues with these things.

How awful - she says she can’t bring herself to spend £4 on a Morrisons meal deal but Yawn is still exploiting her. How much has she spent already on her ‘business’? I hope she’s keeping count

And in one post she says drinking the Aloe gloop is £2 a day
which is £14 a week
which is £56 a month

save your money!!!

I tweeted the link @ticktock19 saying “this looks interesting” (without saying anything for or against (as I didn’t know who it was about) and I’ve already got some riled and defensive responses from Lighthouse Mentoring and Coaching defenders so that’s obviously who it’s about! I spotted JB’s name after I’d posted it and I agree that The Missing Crypto Queen was excellent so I am sure this will be worth a listen as well.

Oh how frustrating, only the introduction is currently available